Chapter 1: Getting into the damn space ship!

Okay so, one day, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy decide to go into space, they get into Tails' space ship, which is small, so everyone is squished in. But that's okay because Tails' space ship expands when it goes into space, so everyone will stay squished for only a little bit.

First, Tails gets in because it's his space ship and he is the smallest. Tails says "I get to control the ship!"

Amy gets on second, she climbs onto the stares of the ship and then sits in a chair, the chair is dirty, and Amy does not like dirty chairs, but no one cares about Amy.

Sonic is already on the ship before I said anything because he's THAT speedy-fast.

Knuckles walks onto the ship and sits in the only vacant chair.

"Okay, everyone ready?" Tails asked.

Amy said, "No, I'm not ready, I need a cleaner sea-"

"Okay, here we go!" Tails interrupted.

Amy's seat only had one piece of dirt on it, but Amy didn't like dirt at all. But no one cared.

No one did the count down, because count downs were for sissies, instead, they said the alphabet.

Tails started, "Z, Y, X, W," And went on until he got to A, Then he pressed the go button, "Lift off!"

Tails' house started to shake, it was a very dandy house, and everyone wanted to live there but Tails was like "LOL no.".

Amy lived with Sonic, because the doctors just figured out that Amy was Sonic's sister. And Sonic couldn't afford his own house, so he just lived with Amy, no one knows how TAILS can afford his house. Off course Amy works at Wal-Mart, so she can live at a house, how can a hedgehog work at Wal-Mart? She can't, so she puts off lemonade stands for a living.* Still, how Tails earns money is unknown.

Knuckles just lives with his Chaos Emerald, when he needs money, he'll just help old people.

Any how, back to the ship, they were out of the ozone layer now, but they kind of upset the ozone layer, the ozone layer yelled in a squeaky voice that sounded like chalk SCREECHING against a black board. Thus, everyone got migraine head aches. They went away soon though.

*There is no Wal-Mart in Mobius, duh.