Title: The Random Party of Randomness

Author: envious-black-rose-19

Hi everyone! okay, so this is my first fic that I'm posting so please read and review! gives everyone puppy dog eyes Diana: awww! you look so kawaii! glomps envious-black-rose-19 Gracy: rolls eyes

Disclaimer: I, like everyone else, do not own FMA, unless you are Hiromu Arakawa.

- Chapter One: Boredom

envious-black-rose-19: hello everyone, okay because I'm in Algebra II being bored as hell learning about factoring, I decided to throw a party for… something.

Ed: walks in looking confused; looks at paper I am in the right place, right? Room 403, Building B, Apex High School, Laura Duncan road.

Everyone in my Alg. II class: WTF?

envious-black-rose-19: hello. stands up so you got the invitation, Fullmetal Pipsqueak.

Ed: WHOAREYOUCALLINGSMALLERTHAN stops mid-rant wait, am I taller than you? compares height I am smirks

envious-black-rose-19: glares I am not short! looks around, trying to distract Ed from the fact that he found someone his own age shorter than him I wonder when the others will get here.

Random kid in class: how did he get here so fast? You only decided to have the party about looks at clock three minutes ago.

envious-black-rose 19: smirks and twirls hair I have my ways.

Everyone in Alg. II: O.o okay, I am confused.

Gracy: you guys are always confused. You're all in a perpetual box of confusion.

Everyone in class & Ed: WTF? Who are you?

envious-black-rose-19: this is my friend, Gracy.

Gracy: so what do you have at this party?

envious-black-rose-19: karaoke, dunking booth, bobbing for money-

another random student: isn't it bobbing for apples?

Yet another random student: Ewww! That isn't very hygienic.

envious-black-rose-19: shut up. Who are you anyway?

Yet another random student: Stacy, we've been in the same Alg. II class for two months.

envious-black-rose-19: to Ed & Gracy that doesn't mean that I found it important enough to memorize her name.

Ed: so just whom did you invite?

envious-black-rose-19: waves hand dismissively oh, you know… the homunculi, the colonel, Riza, Havoc, Falman, Breda, Fuery, the Tringham brothers mutters under breath and others.

Ed: pales the- the homunculi? Envy? And the Colonel?

Gracy: That's what she said, Blondie. Can't we start already?

envious-black-rose-19: no, we need more than the three of us and them points to her classmates

Classmates: Why not?

envious-black-rose-19: What? It's not like you'll be here long- unless the reviewers want you guys to stay.

Gracy: you invited Diana, right?

envious-black-rose-19: yes

Gracy: damn- that girl is slow. I came from the other side of the school- she is only 15 yards or so away from you.

envious-black-rose-19: you're right. looks at Ed Edo- go get Diana from Mrs. Mata's Spanish class in building C, because I don't know where it is.

Ed: Why me? Wait, I don't even go to this school! If you don't know where the class is how should I?

envious-black-rose-19 & Gracy: just get her!

Ed: gulp O-okay runs out of classroom five minutes later (Ed got a little lost) a high pitched fan girl squeal is heard around the school One minute later Ed & Diana enter the classroom, Ed is rubbing his ear

Diana: hello! Sorry I couldn't come sooner. I had to take a Spanish test.

Gracy: sarcastically could you have screamed any louder?

envious-black-rose-19: first of all- that was a fangirly squeal and second- yes, she could have.

Diana: If Ed is here than is Roy coming, too?

Everyone: ignores Diana

Gracy: Now every be a good boy or girl and review or I am locking you all in the perpetual box of confusion and you don't get candy holds up bag of candy

envious-black-rose-19: anyone that reviews will get candy. Also, let me know if you have any requests for people to show up and ideas for truth or dare (chapter three) or what we should do. Thanx!