New Moon- Edge of cliff, page 357

It was not hard to convince myself that I didn't have time to search for another way-I wanted to jump from the top. I wanted the long fall that would feel like flying. I wanted to hear the voice in my head. It made me happy. It made me feel sane, even though I clearly wasn't because I heard the voice of my ex-boyfriend in my head, and I thought jumping off a cliff would be cool.

I knew this was the stupidest, most reckless and awesome thing I had done yet. This thought made me giggle like a crazy person. Or maybe it was the meth I snorted earlier…

And with that, I stepped closer to the edge. The wind blew hard, whipping the rain into my face.

"Bella," Edward pleaded.

Yay! The voice started! I let out a squeal of joy. Yes?

"Bella? Are you deaf?" the voice asked.

No. You're in my head, though.

"Bella! Turn around!" the voice said. I obeyed the voice, turning around. "Finally! I have to tell you something," Edward? In the flesh? He's really here! It wasn't just the voice!

"Yes?" I replied, still astounded with his presence.

"I left my yoyo at your house, so I'm gonna go get it," he said, turned around, and walked away.

I felt my eyes tear up, as they had the first time, and I stared off in the direction that he went. Suddenly the wind picked up and the rain stabbed my face. I covered my face with my hands and stumbled a bit. "Oh, crap! That friggin' HURTS!"

Suddenly I was falling and screaming. Then, I realized that it was fun. "WOOOHOOOO!!!!!" I screamed to the ocean as I fell. I was falling back first.

Yes! The word echoed through my head as I sliced through the surface of the water. I opened my eyes to find I wasn't in the water. Instead I was dangling over it. I looked up, and a jagged rock was sticking out of my belly. I had fallen onto a ledge with a pointy rock sticking up. Crap. I zoned out for a while, thinking about rabid pandas.

I looked up to see a person swimming through the water. They had curly red hair that was flying in the wind, literally. The hair took off, flying through the air and doing flips and stuff. Without the hair, I realized that it was Victoria. The hair landed back on her head.

"Hey, Victoria!" I yelled to her, waving. She just looked up at me and grimaced.

I saw a whale emerge from the depths of the ocean. What a cute whale! I thought to myself.

"Victoria! Look, a whale!" I yelled to her. She looked to the side and the whale opened its mouth and engulfed Victoria in its enormous mouth.

"I'll name you Fredrick!" I told the whale. "Come here, Fredrick!" I called to it. It jumped into the air and ate me too.

Next thing I knew, I was in the whale. Nice and spacious! I thought. I looked down to see that the rock was still impaling me.

"Crap," I sighed. I looked up to see Victoria on the other side of the whale. I smiled at her and looked back down at my stomach.

"I should probably take this thing out..." I trailed off, pulling at it with all the power I had left.

With a disgusting swoosh, it slid out, rocketing into Victoria's head. Luckily, it just hit her head and it bounced off. She gave my tummy a weird look, her jaw dropping to the floor. I furrowed my brows, wondering what shocked her. I glanced sown at my stomach, only to see a five inch wide hole going through me. I saw all of my insides poking at it, letting out a giggle or two every now and then. Then I noticed I was missing a kidney.

"Hmm, that's weird, I should have two of those." Victoria looked around the inside of the whale searching for my missing kidney.

"Ah, here it is," she said, picking it up and tossing it to me. I caught it and placed next to the other kidney. Victoria continued to gaze at the giant hole in my stomach, her eyes widening at one point and letting out a shrill scream.

Apparently, a small turtle had climbed through my awesome hole and lunged for poor old Vicky. It bit her nose and hung on to it, even though she was spinning, screaming, and jumping like a madwoman. She reminded me of myself on my period.

I watched eagerly as the turtle slowly ate Victoria, still maintaining his tiny figure. He somehow looked familiar to me, and then it hit me.

"Mr. Willynilly, it's you!" I shouted, picking up my old pet and kissing his forehead. "You know better than to eat other people, especially if they'd already been eaten once."

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