Bwah, random thoughts… a FF8 song fic!
Title: Squally got run over by a Greiver
Type: parody on 'grandma got run over by a reindeer' Lyrics tweaked a bit
Author: Faust Love
POV: Quistis
Squally got run over by a Greiver
Walking home to Balamb Christmas Eve
Now you may say there's no such thing as Greivers
But as for me and Edea we believe
Well he'd been hitting on Rinoa way too much
And she didn't want him to go
But he forgot his gun blade
So he stumbled out into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were claw prints on his forehead
And ultimecia's heel print on his back
Squally got run over by a Greiver
Walking home to Balamb Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Greivers
But as for me and Edea, we believe
Now I've warned all of my friends and students
Better watch out for yourselves
Don't hit on Rinoa,
Call her cutie, sweetcheeks or little princess
Squally got run over by a Greiver
Walking home to Balamb Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Greivers
But as for me and Edea, we believe.