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the show which is probably a good thing or else they would all be REALLY
screwy.SO DON"T SUE ME!
Spiders go squelch
It was a pretty day on Gaea. Then it wasn't cuz then it started raining......riiiiiight. Van sat on his bed and stared at the rather large spider crawling on his leg. Then Hitomi walked in. she sat down beside Van.
"There's a spider on your leg." she stated
"yeah....." replied Van as the spider stopped and froze.
Then Allen walked in. He sat down on Van's other side and also stared at the rather large spider.
"There's a spider sitting on your leg." He told him
"yeah...." said Van as the spider grew a little bigger.
Then Millerna and Dryden walked in and sat beside Htiomi. They stared at the spider.
"That's one big spider. I wonder what it's worth...."
"It's mine....." Van slurred
Millerna stared at it some more. About three minutes later, her eyes went super wide.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! There's a big ugly spider sitting on your leg!!" she screamed.
"yeah....." said Van as the spider started to look constipated
Then she stopped screaming and stared some more. Then Gaddess walked in along with Merle.
"hmmmm........Did you know there is a spider on your leg?" said Gaddess
"yeah....." said Van
Then Merle said, "Van-sama, why do you have a spider on your leg?"
"yeah....."
Merle looked confused but then shrugged and sat down at Van's feet with Gaddess and stared at the now positively huge, constipated spider. Then Folken and the two kittie twins came in.
" Spider!!!!!!Mmmmmmmmmm.....!" said the two cat girls, licking their lips
" It's mine....." warned Van
" You have a large wolf spider on your leg, little brother." said Folken
"Yeah....." said Van
Then Dilandau, the Dragonslayers, Jajuka, and ........nobody else.....came in and sat ontop of everyone except Van since there wasn't any room on the bed anymore.
"Eew...there's a spider on your leg!" said Chesta
"Oooohhh....I never sawed one that big before!" said Guimel
"Uh....why is everyone just staring at the spider on Van's leg?" said Miguel
"That thing is very unattractive." sniffed Dalet
" ......o_0...........?" said....wait,no.......uh...went (?) Gatti
" Maybe that spider will bite Van and kill him. Yessss............then that spider would be my best friend.heheheheheHHHHAAAAA!!.......oh yeah.....there's a spider on your leg, Van." babbled Dilly
"Yeah........oh.............yeah.......yeah......?.......oh,yeah." said Van.
Then the spider made a squelching noise and then it laid a bunch of eggs.
"Spider eggs!mmmmmmmmmmmm..!" said the two cat girls.
Then the eggs hatched and a whole bunch of baby spider were skittering around all over the bed and on everyone.
"Baby spiders! Mmmmmmmmmmm..!" screamed the cat girls
"Fluffy had babies!" yelled Van in delight
"There are baby spiders crawling on me." said Hitomi.
"ACK! These things might get in my hair!" screamed Allen
" Are spiders bugs? because if they are, they creep me out." said Gaddess as they crawled up his face and into his nose
" Van-sama? Why are there spiders crawling everywhere? " questioned Merle
" Hmmm....I bet I could catch at least one and sell it..." said Dryden
" Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwww! BABIES ARE SOOOOOOOO CUTE!" said Millerna
" .........get off......." Folken frowned as they crawled on his cloak
"YUMMY!" yelled the two kittie girls as they gobbled up as many as they could
" eeeeeeeeeeEEEWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww!" yelled Chesta
" Oooohhh.....I never sawed any that small before!" said Guimel
" Now those are just as unattractive....!" sniffed Dalet
" urk......blaaaah" said Miguel as he ducked over the bed and tossed his cookies
"...........o_0......?" went Gatti
" One of these has got to bite Van. Maybe all of them will! I'll have a gazillion new best friends! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" laughed Dilly maniacally
Then they all realkized how gross this was and they all screamed
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*pantpa nt*....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They screamed in unison
Then the baby spiders grew to 50 feet tall and crashed out of Van's bedroom and then Fluffy died and Van screamed
" CINDERELLA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
END OF CHAPTER 1
Authors note: yeah.....um I was on a sugar high when I wrote this, so don't ask. Actually, well, I guess I must always be on a sugar since I write a lot of stories but alla them are pretty gosh darned wierd but where would I get so much sugar since there is basically NO sugared items in my baka house and the only other thing that makes me hyper is fire and my mommy took away all my matches and candles! Waaaaah! uh........I'm babbling on again. Just like Dilly-kins! Um, riiight. Well, onto the next chapter. I have absolutely no idea where this stupid story is going. Its just plain stupid and has no friggen plot! Well, anyways, if it makes ya happy, you can take out your confusion by flaming me. ehehe... it IS fire...wait....no it isn't....dang.
Spiders go squelch
It was a pretty day on Gaea. Then it wasn't cuz then it started raining......riiiiiight. Van sat on his bed and stared at the rather large spider crawling on his leg. Then Hitomi walked in. she sat down beside Van.
"There's a spider on your leg." she stated
"yeah....." replied Van as the spider stopped and froze.
Then Allen walked in. He sat down on Van's other side and also stared at the rather large spider.
"There's a spider sitting on your leg." He told him
"yeah...." said Van as the spider grew a little bigger.
Then Millerna and Dryden walked in and sat beside Htiomi. They stared at the spider.
"That's one big spider. I wonder what it's worth...."
"It's mine....." Van slurred
Millerna stared at it some more. About three minutes later, her eyes went super wide.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! There's a big ugly spider sitting on your leg!!" she screamed.
"yeah....." said Van as the spider started to look constipated
Then she stopped screaming and stared some more. Then Gaddess walked in along with Merle.
"hmmmm........Did you know there is a spider on your leg?" said Gaddess
"yeah....." said Van
Then Merle said, "Van-sama, why do you have a spider on your leg?"
"yeah....."
Merle looked confused but then shrugged and sat down at Van's feet with Gaddess and stared at the now positively huge, constipated spider. Then Folken and the two kittie twins came in.
" Spider!!!!!!Mmmmmmmmmm.....!" said the two cat girls, licking their lips
" It's mine....." warned Van
" You have a large wolf spider on your leg, little brother." said Folken
"Yeah....." said Van
Then Dilandau, the Dragonslayers, Jajuka, and ........nobody else.....came in and sat ontop of everyone except Van since there wasn't any room on the bed anymore.
"Eew...there's a spider on your leg!" said Chesta
"Oooohhh....I never sawed one that big before!" said Guimel
"Uh....why is everyone just staring at the spider on Van's leg?" said Miguel
"That thing is very unattractive." sniffed Dalet
" ......o_0...........?" said....wait,no.......uh...went (?) Gatti
" Maybe that spider will bite Van and kill him. Yessss............then that spider would be my best friend.heheheheheHHHHAAAAA!!.......oh yeah.....there's a spider on your leg, Van." babbled Dilly
"Yeah........oh.............yeah.......yeah......?.......oh,yeah." said Van.
Then the spider made a squelching noise and then it laid a bunch of eggs.
"Spider eggs!mmmmmmmmmmmm..!" said the two cat girls.
Then the eggs hatched and a whole bunch of baby spider were skittering around all over the bed and on everyone.
"Baby spiders! Mmmmmmmmmmm..!" screamed the cat girls
"Fluffy had babies!" yelled Van in delight
"There are baby spiders crawling on me." said Hitomi.
"ACK! These things might get in my hair!" screamed Allen
" Are spiders bugs? because if they are, they creep me out." said Gaddess as they crawled up his face and into his nose
" Van-sama? Why are there spiders crawling everywhere? " questioned Merle
" Hmmm....I bet I could catch at least one and sell it..." said Dryden
" Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwww! BABIES ARE SOOOOOOOO CUTE!" said Millerna
" .........get off......." Folken frowned as they crawled on his cloak
"YUMMY!" yelled the two kittie girls as they gobbled up as many as they could
" eeeeeeeeeeEEEWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww!" yelled Chesta
" Oooohhh.....I never sawed any that small before!" said Guimel
" Now those are just as unattractive....!" sniffed Dalet
" urk......blaaaah" said Miguel as he ducked over the bed and tossed his cookies
"...........o_0......?" went Gatti
" One of these has got to bite Van. Maybe all of them will! I'll have a gazillion new best friends! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" laughed Dilly maniacally
Then they all realkized how gross this was and they all screamed
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*pantpa nt*....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" They screamed in unison
Then the baby spiders grew to 50 feet tall and crashed out of Van's bedroom and then Fluffy died and Van screamed
" CINDERELLA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
END OF CHAPTER 1
Authors note: yeah.....um I was on a sugar high when I wrote this, so don't ask. Actually, well, I guess I must always be on a sugar since I write a lot of stories but alla them are pretty gosh darned wierd but where would I get so much sugar since there is basically NO sugared items in my baka house and the only other thing that makes me hyper is fire and my mommy took away all my matches and candles! Waaaaah! uh........I'm babbling on again. Just like Dilly-kins! Um, riiight. Well, onto the next chapter. I have absolutely no idea where this stupid story is going. Its just plain stupid and has no friggen plot! Well, anyways, if it makes ya happy, you can take out your confusion by flaming me. ehehe... it IS fire...wait....no it isn't....dang.