Bella was getting married. To Edward. How utterly tacky. And Edward was so out of her league. I could just see her tripping down the aisle on her wedding. Tripping and hitting her face. And ruining her lovely wedding dress. HA. Okay, Jessica, that's a bit harsh. You have Mike. Mike. He was undeniably the one. His lovely blonde hair. If I were a cartoon, I would have hearts coming out of my ears and nose. And I would have hearts instead of pupils in my eyes. Bella (Forks very own she-wolf) almost went for Mike. And Mike wanted her to like him. Whatever. He was mine now. And we were a lovely couple, if you ask me.
Bella had a lot of guys going after her. Tyler, Eric, Mike, some guy from La Push named Jacob, and Edward. What was so great about her? She had much too much of a long face, her eyes were always half closed and frankly, she turned as red as a tomato whenever someone talked to her. And tomatoes are gross. I guess I like her … I have no idea why though. I sure put on the water works when we were graduating. I am such a good actor. I wish she would go back to crazy Bella, when Edward moved, that was hilarious. I heard that she went to a movie with Mike and Jacob, (might I add a extremely gory movie) and she laughed her butt off. That's sort of scary though. Anyways, I got my invitation today, and it was totally fancy. I almost barfed on it. I should have. I wonder if I'll go, even. I wonder who the bridesmaids will be? That weirdo Alice Cullen? That vain Rosalie Cullen? That nerdy Angela Webber? I can't believe I didn't get picked, that Bella.
"Jessica?" I turn around to see my mom, holding the house phone. "It's Mike." she giggles "your lover." She whispers; covering the phone so he can't hear. I so need to get my own place. "Hi Mike!" I say in a singsong voice "Hey Jess." He says calmly. I start to say How are you- but he cuts me off "Did you get Bella's wedding invitation?" He asks franticly "Yes Mike." I answer in a the-way-you-talk-to-crazy-people voice. "Can you believe it? I think I'm going to call her, this can't be a good idea, can it? What if Edward is forcing her to? What if she doesn't want to? I don't think it'll last long, anyways-"Mike." I interrupt. "Bella is fine. She loves Edward! Have you seen the way they look at each other? It's like no one else exists, Mike, I'm her best friend, and I know. Just know, that she loves him." That should do it. "Oh…" I could hear him tapping his fingers on his desk. I rolled my eyes. "Mike darling, she'll be fine. She'll be happy. Don't worry. Oh! What were you planning on wearing to the wedding? I think I should ask Bella what the colour theme is so we don't clash the colours, you know? And what where you planning on wearing? I should come over and help you pick…" I sure hoped he was over Bella Swan.