This is pointless, random, and WEIRD.
Axel: Roxas, get back here with my flame rings!
Roxas: *sugar-high* Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! *running around in circles until falls through the floor* Ow!
Axel: *sets Roxas on fire*
Roxas: AAAHHH!!!! IT'S DARK AND NOW I'M BURNING!!! HELP!!!!!
Demyx: *puts out Roxas's butt-fire*
Roxas: *climbs out of hole, then runs around Castle Oblivion like SpongeBob* I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
Xaldin: *sees Roxas* Don't tell me he's sugar-high again.
Roxas: *looks at Xaldin* Ahoy there, Mr. Krabs! =D
Xaldin: ... (O)_(o)
Roxas: Here, have some sugar! *hands Xaldin a bag of sugar*
Xaldin: *eats the entire bag* Zoinks! And away! *runs around Castle Oblivion* Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!
Axel: 0_0 What has Roxas done?? When Xemnas sees--
Xemnas: When Xemnas sees what, Axel?
Axel: S-Superior! Nothing. It's nothing.
Roxas: *comes up to Xemnas* Squidward! =D
Xemnas: *turns to Axel* Axel.
Axel: I didn't know about any of this!
Xaldin: Zoinks! And away! *still running around Castle Oblivion*
Xemnas: *sigh* I need a vacation... *leaves*
Roxas: Patrick! *turns to Axel* Here's some sugar! *hands Axel a bag of sugar*
Axel: (O)_(O) *eats the sugar and goes nuts* *running around laughing like Patrick*
Roxas: Patrick, wait! *holds out a fire-ring* You forgot your net!
Xaldin: *starts running around in circles* I'm the fastest thing alive!! Woohoo!!!
Xigbar: Everyone's going nuts!
Demyx: I'm still sane.
Xigbar: Thank you!
Axel: *gives Demyx sugar* Happy Birthday!
Demyx: (O)_(O) Ok then.... *eats the sugar* Ah, Inuyasha! *points at Xigbar, then gets out duct tape* *tapes Xigbar to a tree-shaped column*
Xigbar: No! *trying to break free*
Demyx: Haha! Into your face, penguin!
Roxas: I don't think we put you in charge! *turns to Axel* Did we?
Axel: *holding a clipboard* *shakes his head*
Xaldin: *pretending to be Rico from 'Penguins of Madagascar*
Xigbar: Everyone's crazy!! *breaks free and pulls out machine gun*
Axel: (O)_(O) And you call US crazy!
Roxas: Go Weegee! =D
Larxene: O_O What's going on?! =O
Roxas: Oh no, the Pikachu-ghost is angry! Run!!! =O
*everyone but Xigbar runs from Larxene*
Larxene: (O)_(o) What did I do?
Xigbar: You didn't do anything, everyone's sugar-high!
Axel: =B I'm ready! I'm ready! =D
Roxas: Let's sing the Campfire Song Song! =D
Axel: Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song, and if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along...
Roxas: Bum, bum, bum!
Axel: *faster* C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song! And if you don't think that we can sing faster then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along! *even faster* C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song! Patrick! =D
Roxas: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R--
Axel: Squidward!
Larxene: (O)_(O) .....
Axel: Good! It'll help! It'll help! If you just sing along! *breaks guitar*
Roxas: *slams drum on Axel*
Axel: *breaks out of drum* OH YEAH!!!
Larxene: (O)_(O) . . .
Axel: What?
Larxene: You're all crazy!
Roxas: Are not!
Larxene: Are too!
Xaldin: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!!! BWAAAA!!!
Larxene: AAH! Get away from me crazies!
Xaldin: Here! Have some sugar! *hands Larxene sugar*
Larxene: Fine! *eats it* YAHOO!!! *jumping around* It's-a me, Mario!
Xaldin: Go Weegee!
Axel: *standing on a pedestal and holding a rope* *some accent* When you marooned me on that god-forsaken spit of land, you forgot one thing mate... I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
Roxas: Silence! I kill you!
Axel: Je-Fa-Fa... Dun-HAM... dot COM!
Roxas: Oh... get a life!
Axel: Go Weegee!
Xaldin: THAT'S MY LINE!!! *tackles Axel*
Roxas: I'm the fastest thing alive! *running around Castle Oblivion*
Larxene: Yahoo! *sees Xigbar* Bowser! Die!!! *violently kills Xigbar*
Xaldin: *revives Xigbar* Kill him again!
Xigbar: Wait, no!!
Larxene: DIE!!! *kills Xigbar again*
Xaldin: *revives Xigbar and forces him to eat sugar*
Xigbar: . . . *starts running around the castle* WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Larxene: I have saved Princess Peach! =D
Axel: Git-R-Done! =D
Roxas: I has a sammich in my head. =D
Xemnas: *appears* I'm back from my... *sees the chaos* I need another vacation. *disappears again*
Axel: Yahoo, it's-a me, Mario! =D
Larxene: It's-a an imposter! Die, Fake Mario! *tackles Axel*
Axel: No, I'm-a the real Mario!
Roxas: I believe I can fly!! *jumps off the balcony* *falls* Okay, we still can't do that...!
Axel: Aw, we can't fly?
Roxas: No.
Larxene: Aw!
Axel: Go Pikachu! Use your Thunder-bolt!
Roxas: Pika-CHU!! *pretends to shock Larxene*
Larxene: I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow! =D
Axel: Jack Sparrow, I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!!
Larxene: Cap'n Sparrow never refuses a challenge, mate! You're on!
Axel: Go Pikachu!
Roxas: Pikachu! =3
Larxene: Go Meowth!
Xaldin: Meow, meow!
Axel: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Larxene: Meowth, use Quick Attack!
(Axel wins.)
Axel: Yes!
Larxene: I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow. *walks away*
Xaldin: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!! BWAAA!!!
Roxas: DR. OCTAGONAPUS! BWAAA!!!
Axel: BWAAA!!!
Larxene: BWAAA!!!
Xigbar: BWAAA!!!
Xaldin: BWAAA!!!
Axel: BWAAA!!!
Xaldin: BWAAA!!!
Roxas: BWAAA!!!
Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Larxene, Xigbar, Xaldin: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Castle Oblivion explodes from all the BWAAAAA's.)
Xemnas: *appears* Okay, this time, I'm back from my vacation! *sees the castle* YOU'RE ALL DEAD!!!!!
Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, Xaldin, Larxene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Xemnas: ... *sigh* I really need a vacation... --;
I told you! I told you!
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Roxas: *still sugar-high* WOOP WOOP!!!!!