ZADVENTURES OF THE BODY-GAURDS: PART ONE.
CS=Camera Switch -
A man is driving two girls down a highway. They are talking.
Man/Chad: "This job is different from the others. Not as big as what you're used to, but still big. These girls can get pretty clingy."
Chad hands the girls each a folder filled with papers. They take them, and read the papers slowly.
Girl1/Smitty: "What exactly are we up against?"
Chad: "The worst enemy you can imagine...... Fan-girls."
Girl1/Smitty and Girl2/V-san look at each other. Camera moves to outside shot of car driving by.
CS to the car parking. The trio step out of the car one by one, and see people dressed in cosplay. Chad pulls out a weird cone straw hat, and puts it on.
Smitty and V-san look at each other again, look down at their clothes, and back at the cosplayers. Then Smitty grabs a girl in a kimono, and V-san grabs the other girl standing next to her. Each is wearing a hat.
CS, the camera is on the floor watching the trio walk to a door, they're talking. They are now wearing the same hats as the two girls. The very same hats.
Girl2/V-san: "So you want us to protect some actor."
Chad: "Not just any actor. He is one of the most loved actors known around Texas."
Smitty: "Lemme geuss, Brad Pitt?"
Chad: "Bigger."
The girls look at each other, and stop. V-san grabs Chad's shoulder.
V-san: "Look man, we may be good, but thats only because we know whats going on."
Smitty: "Every. Last. Detail."
The girls are both glaring at Chad with a death stare. Chad tries to lighten the mood by tickleing their cheeks and saying: Coochy-coochy-coo!
They do nothing. Their faces never change. They are both very serious. Chad drops him hands. Then raises them slowly like he's trying to grab one of the girls boobs, but both of them grab his hand and don't let go. They push his hand backwards until he's saying "uncle" and gasping in pain.
Chad: "Yeesh, learn to take a joke."
Chad looks at each girl in turn. Then sighs, and opens a door. The girls wait a moment, then walk in one at a time, glaring at Chad. He follows the girls inside and shuts the door. Chad: "Mr. Mignaganaganoo, are you here?"
The girls look at eachother again, and speak together.
Smitty: "Mignaga...?"
V-san: " Naganoo?"
A man walks out from a spot behind a wall talking on the rooms phone. Or rather... More yelling than talking.
Victor Mignaganaganoo: " Yeah, room 22042. And can you make it a decaf?"
Camera goes to Smitty. Smitty's eyes light up. Victor: " Uh-hu, yeah. Buh-bye."
Victor hangs up the phone, and is glomped by Smitty.
Smitty: "OOOH- He's so a-DORABLE! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him and love him and rub his hair on my skin and steel all his clothes and love him so much that I snap him in half!"
Victor is uncomfortable as he mumbles: "Get her off me..."
V-san grabs Smitty and ripps her off of Victor. She smacks Smitty's head, says:
V-san: "Mousey, behave yourself." and Smitty returns to normal.
Smitty: "Sorry V-san. Victor. Just trying to 'take a joke'"
Everyone stares at Chad after she says this. Chad shrugs.
Victor looks at the girls and says: "Don't tell me these fan-girls are my body-gaurds."
Chad: " Agents Smitty, and V-san. And no, they're not fan-girls."
Smitty and V-san nod their heads and stand at attension as their names are called.
Chad: "They may not look like much, but they're the best. Besides, they'll blend in better in the crowd. Less attension to yourself, isn't that what you wanted?"
Victor: "Well yeah, but-"
Smitty turns her head quickly towards the door.
V-san: "Wait, Smitty hears something."
Victor:"What? She got super ears or something?"
Smitty Shushes him. Then, someone knocks at the door, and the girls go into a defensive stance.
Voice: " Room service."
Victor: "Well that was fast."
Smitty: "Too fast."
V-san opens the door slowly, and the door is busted open by four screaming fan-girls.
V-san shuts the door with brute force, and it shoves the girls across the hall. She opens the door again quickly, and leaves the room. Smitty grabs Victor, and shoves him in the bathroom, then follows V-san out into the hall. You can hear fighting noises. Ten seconds later, they return. V-san: "Clear."
Smitty opens the bathroom door, and lets Victor out.
Victor: "What did you do?"
Smitty: "You may want to change rooms now. Get your things. Chad,"
Chad: "I know, call the front desk."
Victor grabs his stuff, and as they leave the hallway, Victor sees the four fan-girls gagged and tied in a corner. They spazz when they see Victor.
They jump up and down, bouncing and squeeling like idiots, trying to get to him. They stop cold when the body-gaurds glare at them. The group moves on.
Chad clamps onto Victors shoulder: "So. You still want new body-gaurds?"
Victor looks strait ahead, terrified: "Actually, I'm kinda scared to."
Chad chuckles. "Yeah, me too."
They walk into an elevator, and as they do, Victor looks puzzled.
Victor: "Hey, what did you use for rope?"
The girls smile evily as the doors close.
END OF PART ONE.