Disclaimers: All FF8 characters are properties of Squaresoft.
Note: Sequel to Merry Christmas


Christmas Blabbers


Chapter 1


Irvine: And he just grabbed me and ordered me to light the fireworks for him! How could he! I have to spend my Christmas night alone while he and Zell were enjoying themselves! Squall? Are you listening?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: You don't know how I feel... to spend my Christmas all alone. I had my night planned out and then Poof! Down came along Seifer, and all my planning were gone to waste! I was going to ask Selphie out for dinner! Imagine... me and Selphie having a candlelight dinner... but all because of that stupid Seifer, I had to spend the night out in the cold!

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Hey! Don't laugh at me! I bet that your Christmas was worse than mine! So, what did Rinoa do to you when she found out that you had nothing for her?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: What! You liar! You told me that you didn't buy anything!

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Stupid? You called me stupid?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Alright, you win. So, what did you give to Rinoa?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Pet Magazines?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: No? Dog collar?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Wrong again? Well... dog's food?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Alright, alright! I give up! What did you give?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: What! Another dog?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: You idiot! Last year you gave Rinoa a cat, now you give her a puppy!

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: You call that a good present?

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Hey! Cool man, I didn't say that your taste is bad. But...

Squall: ????

Irvine: Well, a cat and two dogs running around garden isn't what I would call fun.

Squall: ????

Irvine: Yes, I know... Selphie loves dogs... but... I hate them!

Squall: ????

Irvine: Why? Ha! Don't ask me why! I nearly got my hand bitten off by Rinoa's dog!

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: You call them cute? I really don't understand you Squall.

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Yeah, you're a complicated man.

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: ... ...

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Oh no! I'm starting to be like you!

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Don't laugh you idiot!

Squall: ... ...

Irvine: Ah! Better get going. Selphie's waiting for me. Bye!

Squall: ... ...