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A/N- I'm on a Mindy roll, this is my third Mindy Fic I update today.

Chapter 1

Randy Orton woke up to his body aching and his head pounding. A thin arm laid over his chest. Randy looked down in disgust at the blond draped around him. This time it had been a fan, she was a different one. They always were. Weather it be random woman, or a fan, they were never the same. He never went for the Divas since the disaster with Stacy Keibler.

He slowly stood up, trying not to make up the blond.

Key word being trying.

"Were you going, baby." she asked Randy as he pulled on his work out clothes packing extra clothes in his duffle bag.

"Out, and when I come back I want you gone." he said coldly "You got me Carrie?"

"It's Karen." she whispered as he slammed the door close.

Randy clothes his eyes, leaning against the hall, he was tired of his life. It was always the same routine. Day after day. Wake- Up with a hangover, wrestling, partying, and sleeping with some random chick.

He was tired of it all.

He wanted to be with someone for more than one nigh. He wanted to be liked for something other than his fame and money. He wanted someone to love him.

Randy didn't used to be a womanizer. He used to have steady girlfriends. That was until a girl broke his heart. They had been together since High School, but had later found out she only liked him for his fame and money. And to top it all off she had been sleeping around.

Randy shook his head heading to his best-friends room. Knocking on the door he stood back and waited for it to open.

"Randy?" a sleepy voice said.

Randy stepped into the room "You still asleep, you lazy ass."

John muttered something about being a normal human being.

"Go take a shower, I need you awake." he said sitting on the couch "I need to talk to you."

John nodded noticing the serious tone in his voice. Ten minutes later a refreshed John came and sat across form him.

"Okay what do you have on your mind Ledge?" John asked.

"I want to settle down." he said.

John laughed before stopping "Oh you were serious."

Randy glared at him.

"Okay my question is why?" John asked, he was the only one that knew about Randy's past.

Randy shrugged "I want a change."

John nodded a grin on his face. A grin that Randy didn't like.

"I know that look." Randy said.

John just grinned, before standing up coming back with a paper and pen in hand.

"What's on you evil little mind."

"You my friend are getting a date with a Diva." John said as he wrote on the piece of paper.

"No way." he said "No way."

"Come on all you have to do is be ready after the house show." John said "Super Cena is going to hook you up."

Randy made a face.

John laughed "Okay in all seriousness."

"Who's on the list?"

"Layla?"

Randy nodded.

"Maria?"

"Do you want me dead?" Randy said "Hardy will kill me."

With a sight Randy crossed out the name.

"Maryse?"

Nod

"Natalya?"

Nod

"Katie Lee?"

"Her brother scares me." Randy admitted.

"Bella's."

"On different nights."

"Kelly?"

Nod

"Eve?"

"Again I repeat do you want me killed?"

"Gail?"

Nod

"Mickie?"

Nod

"Melina?"

"I though she was with Dave." Randy said.

"Who knows I think their off at the moment."

Randy shook his head "I don't need an Animal on my ass."

"Rosa."

Randy shook his head.

"Alicia."

Nod

"Michelle?"

"Now I know you really want me dead." Randy said "Remember I'm not Mark's most favorite person."

"So yes to Layla, Maryse, Nattie, Brie, Nikki, Mickie, Gail, and Alicia."

Randy nodded a smirk on his lips "You know who I really want to go out with?"

"Who?"

"Candice Michelle." Randy said.

John glared at him throwing a pillow at his head.

"So when are you asking her out?"

"For your information we are going out today after the show." John said thinking about the Go Daddy Girl.

Randy smiled "Nice, good luck."

John nodded happily.

"What time is it?" Randy asked.

"Eight." John said.

"Fuck." randy cursed "I gotta meet Cody and Ted."

John nodded grabbing his duffle bag "I'll go with you I really need to work out."

Randy nodded and they both headed to the lobby, meeting up with their younger friends.

"Eve?" Randy asked as he watch Cody talk on the phone.

Ted rolled his eyes "Who else, damn I really need to get myself a girl."

John and Randy laughed.

"I'm thinking Maryse." Ted said.

"Cross her off the list." Randy muttered at John as they headed to the nearest gym.

John nodded.

A/N- Hope you liked it. Also please check out my new story called Not So Perfect it's a Chris/Mickie/Randy Fic.

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