#99 & 100
A/N: I do not own anything Harry Potter (except my books and movies), nor did I invent "Things I am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts". Sadness.
99. When someone accuses me of not wearing any drawers, I should ignore them. Attempting to prove them wrong is indecent.
100. --Especially if I can't.
"Sirius, I wouldn't talk, if I were you. You aren't even wearing any."
"I am too!"
"Sirius, I know you, you aren't."
"I am too! See!"
"Hey, where did everyone go? Wow, its drafty in here."
"Padfoot! Put your robes down! What are you doing?"
"Moony, where did everyone go?"
"Well, they might have been scared off by the fact you aren't wearing any underwear, true?"
"Huh."
"Do I even want to know?"
"James said I wasn't and I was going to prove him wrong.
"Except you couldn't."
"Yeah…I hate it when he's right. Why is he always right?"
"Merlin."