A/N: how I think the ferry scene should have gone and my thoughts on what the characters are saying and doing….. hope you enjoy……… parody……. Please take into account that I am writing exactly what they say but just interacting and making them say stupid things in later chapters…. Also take into account that if you flame me I will flame you back…. And I can make it worse……..R&R :)

Disclaimer: I don't own the Dark knight, the joker, batman or Heath Ledger (though I wish I did)

What should have happened on the ferries

Random civilian : hey man that aint right we should be on that boat.

Police officer: you want to ride across with them be my guest.

Ferry 1: lights go out

Civilians look around like the idiots they are

Ferry 2:

Stupid dude: sir they've stopped their engines

Other stupid dude: Right get em on the radio and tell em well come back and pick em up once we dump the scum-bags

Radio dude: liberty this is spirit come in (pushing button repeatedly)

Random dude: The heak was that? (power loss)

Radio dude: Liberty come in please ( still pushing button repeatedly)

Batman:

Batman: Fox there's something going on on the ferries

Ferry 2:

Random dude: get down to the engine room now

Engine dude: Capitan we got a hundred barrels down there rigged to blow (coming back from engine room)

DEVIL13: really? You counted them

Engine dude: no I just guessed…. And this… (holding out orange wrapped thing with a purple ribbon)

Ferry 1:

Officer: (unwraps their package)

Ferry 2:

Capitan dude: oh my god…

Random dude: looks like some kind of detonator

DEVIL13: thank you stater of the obvious

Capitan dude: why would they give us the detonator to our own bomb

DEVIL13: "They" wouldn't dipshit..

Capitan dude: (glares at DEVIL13)

DEVIL13: you know I control if you spontaneously combust or not?

Capitan dude: (backs away slowly)

Joker: (over intercom)*ahem* tonight your all going to be part of a social experiment through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate I'm ready right now to blow you all sky-high…

Capitan dude: liberty come in over (pushes buttons) its dead..

DEVIL13: no shit again with the stating of the obvious..

Capitan dude: (refuses to even look at DEVIL13)

Joker: (continues) anyone attempts to get off their boat you all die..

Fox: (in batman's head) I'm zeroing in…

Joker: each of you has a remote to blow up the other boat…

Fox: (in the R&D) his voice is on the ferry but that's not the source…

CLIFFHANGER (if you were stupid enough to not watch the movie) don't hate me but the fact that its 1 in the morning might allow at least some leniency to how and why you want to kill me….. I'm tired so if I made mistakes please let me know… smart ass remarks do not counts as mistakes… and I will use whatever fucking format I want damn it… just get used to it…