#1: "Math test: failed!"
'An invader gets 1.000 Farukies for successfully conquering a planet. On Foodcurtia the price list for the best snacks is:
nachos - 500 Farukies
curly fries - 750 Farukies
popsicle - 675 Farukies
soda - 850 Farukies
a) How many nachos can (s)he buy if (s)he want to spend some of the money for 5 sodas?
b) ...'
"What a pointless question- the correct answer has to be: 'Who cares?'!", the red-eyed Irken leader exclaimed putting the sheet of paper away. "We're Tallest and don't have to think about things that are beneath our dignity! ...Pur? Heeeeeh- you're pretty quiet- just say you've got a real answer with numbers?", Red chuckled for a brief moment then looking over to his co-ruler who was grimacing while chewing on SOMETHING.
"Pur? What- what on Irk are you eating?!", he asked, this time with a slightly disturbed expression. Finally, after swallowing the last bit Tallest Purple replied making a face, "... edible paper... tastes weird."
A/N:
This scene keeps me lmao. Please review for there's more to come ^^