Hello, hello!
You actually believed that this short document could be a fanfiction? Well ... Puff! It is not!
Buahahahahahahahaha!
It was only a joke⦠don't get mad with me, please!
I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah or whatever you celebrate. I hope you enjoy your holidays with your family and friends or on your own.
I hope that jolly fat man [Mr. Santa Claus] has brought all of you what you asked for! (If someone received a handsome witty sarcastic butler wrapped with a red bow please send me a message as soon as possible... It's for me but unfortunately I has been mislay). * wink wink *
My best wishes to everyone! I loathe you all!!
Without wax,
Laura.
[aka GothicFairy]
Ps: Be careful, the Ice Queen is on the loose. If anyone finds her or knows about her location please call the Sheffield mansion and ask for Niles Brightmore ASAP. Do not try to reason with her, she is more dangerous than Mr. Grinch. You have been warned.
