I was jumpin' through a parkour map,
And Seto walks up to me and hands me a shiny potion and brags,
"Run faster, jump higher!"
Dood, I'm not gonna let you poison me!
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
You must think I'm a joke!
I live my life on the edge!
Dood! Pump that garbage in another dood's veins!
I go to play some Survival Games,
And a dood says, "You don't have a weapon?! Here's one for free."
I said, "Dood! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm a CHAMPION!
Please!
You can't give me a wooden sword, dood!
Playing Pixelmon with my furry biggums,
He hands me a Pokéball, says it's Snorlax...
Dood, this ain't Snorlax!
This is a Pokéball!
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
What, you think I'm stupid?
You're a dirty, stinking bacca!
Snorlax's not a ball!
DUH!
Warden Freeman gives me bread in my prison cell,
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?
DINNER'S READY FOR THE GROUND!
I threw myself out the prison, too!
Welcome to the real world, dumb jag!
So many things to throw on the ground,
Like mobs, armor, and food, even Betty,
I'm a CHAMPION!
Two squealing fangirls try to give me their fanart,
GROUND!
Nobody wants your fanart, fangirls!
Then the two fangirls got up,
Turned out they had a club,
And they hit me in the forehead!
I fell to the ground,
The fangirls tied me up,
Shoved me in the trunk and drove to their home!
I was screamin' and squirmin'
Those fangirls were crazy!
The moral of the story is,
You can't give me your handouts!
Dood!