1day, Bella was walking with Edwrd, and he was sparkling. His sparklyness was so bright and blinding that Bella was wearing really big sunglasses which made her look like a fly.
"Edward, I love you a lot!"
But all of a suddenb, there was this flash of light and a strange lady appeared out of nowhere. "bella come with me " she said
"why?"
"Because you have to go with me!"
"why?"
"BECAUSE WE HAVE TO STOP VOLDEMORT NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS"
"Wrf…."
"shutp'
Edward "I can stop Voldemort! Take me instead"
"No you can't Edward!"
The person said "no you can't because voldemort is a wizard and wizards are humans not vampire and bella is a human therefore she can stop volemort"
"yay!"
The mysterious person opened a portal, and said to bella "you must go through here."
Bella was not sure because the portal didn't look very safe it was all swirly and black and she thought she could hear the eternal screams of the dammed coming from it, but she decided that it was just her imagination "ok I'll go" and she stepped into the portal and it closed.
Leaving it like there was never anything there at all.
"ahahahA!" said the woman, who shook her long shiny blue hair. "now you are all mine sparklboy!"
Edward screamed "get away!" he said "You killed bella!!!"
"NO I DIDN'T! I sent her to a nother dimension filled with rainbows and cannibal clowns"
"why would you do that!"
"because I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU! GOD WHY CANT YOU EVER UNDERSTAND THAT"
Edward gave her a hug "I'm sorry, but I love Bella"
The woman screamed "NO YOU DON'T YOU LOVE ME!" and waved her wand, casting a spell over Edward.
"yes…. " said Edward "I love you….."
Meanwhjile, Bella was falling through space "EDWARD SAVE ME!"
A/N: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BELLA NEXT TIME? WILL EDWARD SAVE HER? STAY TUNED.
PS: twilight is fail.