Hey everyone. I'm back and I've heard this song so much that I had to do something with it. The song is Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. Now on with the story!
Before He Cheats
Sdy was pissed. Her boyfriend or now ex-boyfriend was out cheating. She smirked as one of her favorite old songs 'Before He Cheats' by Carrie Underwood came on. She thought that it was the perfect way to handle a cheating boyfriend. She turned up her mini-ipod.
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo..
She pulled up and saw his car. She got out keys and baseball bat in hand.
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
She looked at the truck she had just bought him and thought 'This is gonna be fun'. As she keyed his car.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke..Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...
She laughed at what his new truck looked like now with her name carved into his seat, busted headlights, and flat tires. Then, she felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned and looked up.
" Sky? What are you doing here?"
" I could ask you the same question." he looked at the truck. " Is that Matt's truck?" she nodded " Why did you..?"
" I'll show you" she said and grabbed his hand leading him into the club. She went to where he always hung out and pointed.
" That's why!" she said as she dropped the keys into his drink and ran away crying. Sky turned to follow her but had an idea first. He turned so fast that Matt had no time to react and WHAM! He punched him so hard that he was sent reeling.
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...
Sky and Sdy started their relationship that night. Sky was almost arrested for punching Matt in the face, until he showed his S.P.D. badge. They laughed as Matt raged about his truck.
" Thanks Sky"
" Anytime"
They kissed
The End
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