"Eh, Bonni." I say grumpily, "It's six in the morning. WHY are we doing this again?"
"Because it's so beautiful!" she says, "Look, the suns just rising, there's a chilly breeze in the air, and look at all the trees, leaves of all colors are falling everywhere!"
We're walking in forest outside my cave, around the big lake.
It's autumn, and I have to admit, it IS really pretty. We are surronded by orange and yellow. Leaves are falling everywhere, and the sun is just coming up. But it would be a lot more pretty if I didn't have to wake up so lumping early! But Bonni INSISTED that we come out and walk at six in the morning. And she woke me up PERSONALLY. Lucky me. Bonni ALSO made me walk, not float. She says it's "healthier" and floating won't give me the "full experience". Whatever. I just want to get this over with.
I have to admit, I DO like the track suit she's wearing. It's pink, and it hugs her bubble butt just right. That's why I make sure to seem SUPER tired and stay right behind her. I
I'm just wearing my PJs and a hoodie.
Suddenly, I see this deliciously red leaf standing in the pathway.
I lick my lips. Mmmmmm.
It may be a leaf, but who cares.
I pick up the leaf and turn it around.
"Marci, what are you-"
I close my eyes and suck the red.
I open them to see the once red leaf is white.
"Aaaaahh"
"Marci!" Bonni says, "That's gross!"
"You say talking about girl-cum is gross too," I say, "But the sound you make when I suck it out of you says otherwise."
Bonni blushes bright red.
"That's so incredibly distasteful." she mumbles.
"Hey," she says, "We've already walked all away around the lake. Wanna go to your house?"
"Really?" I say, "We can go?"
"Yeah, " she says, "We could have some apple cider, and cuddle up together with a blanket all warm and cozy."
"That'd be great." I say.