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Hi I wrote this story when I was in class so it may be kind of scrambled but my plot bunny bit me hard! This is pre- war so everyone's favorite range hasn't been born yet.
Legolas couldn't help the large smile from creeping across his face as he rode thru the gates of Imladris. He couldn't believe that his ada was letting him spend the whole winter here, Thranduil and Elrond must have lost a bet for they gave the Mirkwood prince consent to stay the winter. Not that Legolas had minded, as soon as his father had agreed he had been packed and on his horse in under an hour.
Legolas was shaken from his musings when he heard two familiar voices above his head. Looking up he saw it was Elorhir and Elladan the twin sons of Elrond. The twins and Legolas had a well earned reputation in Imladris, Mirkwood, and Lothlorién for pranks and injuries. Any of the elven realms could be found virtually empty whenever the threesome were together.
Legolas dismounted and sent his mare off to the stables with a gentle pat on her flank.
"Ro', Dan' what are you doing up there? I thought you learned your lesson last time when you fell off the branch and through the ice." Legolas called up to his friends.
"Well penneth, we are waiting for the pies to cool and if you keep insulting us we won't feel in the mood for sharing." Elladan said.
"And its blueberry pies too." Elorhir taunted.
Legolas' mouth watered, Lyevarean pies were legendary in Imladris
"Well may I come up and greet my friends at least?" Legolas asked innocently.
"As long as you don't disturb the pies." Elladan answered.
Legolas just shook his head and grabbed hold of the nearest branch and in no time was perched comfortably above his friends head.
"So why are there pies in the trees?"asked Legolas.
"Don't you remember what happened last winter?" Elladan asked his young friend in disbelief.
"Lyevarean, wouldn't let us near the kitchens for almost a month!" Elrohir exclaimed.
"Oh yes now I remember, the infamous Imladris kitchen fiasco. I thought that Lyevarean would have skinned us alive if it weren't for Arwen." Legolas laughed. "But that still doesn't answer my question of why the pies are in a tree."
"Well Lyevarean doesn't trust that the pies will stay on the sill when we are around so she started putting them in the trees so she can see if we try to run off with them. She sits at the window with a book over there." Elrohir told him gesturing to the cook.
Legolas turned around to see the cook scowling at them from her vantage point and gave her a toothy grin and wave. It did nothing but make the she- elf's frown deepen.
Legolas just shrugged. 'You can't please them all' he thought as he turned to join the twins in their whispered conversation.
Well one chappie done! Tomorrow I hope to have the second and last one done and posted. I'll see if I can do it during second hour. It was meant to be a one shot but I couldn't think of anything else for it so far.
On a random note if you type Fejew9 in your computer it will recognize it as an actual word!
Me: Please r&r or Legolas will be very sad.
Legolas: No, I won't.
Me: see look he's already in tears! It's ok Leggy!
Legolas: 0.o
Me: Don't cry! Whaaaaa!
Legolas: Can someone get me out of here? Please?
Me: Don't go Leggy! Noooooooo!
Legolas: I'm out of here, bye. But please r&r for the authoress' mental sake.
Legolas: Whaaaaaaa!