Disclaimer: The rights go to Masashi Kishimoto.

It was a normal day in the Akatsuki Base. Well as normal as it could be with the Akatsuki... .

"Hidan, move your ass away from the TV, we are going to watch Slumdog Millionaire." shouted Kakuzu.

"Fuck no, we are watching Disaster Movie!" retorded Hidan.

"Would you two shut up, those are gay movies, un." snapped Deidara.

"Oh yeah, when was the last time you looked at your fucking hair Deidara-chan?" smirked Hidan.

"What did you just say yo-"

"Ok then, it's settled we'll watch Jaws." Kisame stepped in grinning

"What? Who the fuck made you the judge?" shouted Hidan.

"Just decide already, you have been fighting over this for two hours." Sasori called over from the couch in a bored but slightly impatient voice. He then looked over at the pile of DVD's laying beside him and picked one up. He smirked and turned to the people in the room showing them the movie "Dead Silence".

"I think I'll have nightmares from that one, un." Deidara was the only one who dared to admit he's scared from horror movies.

"I want to watch Barbie!" Tobi popped out from nowhere.

"And I think I'll have fucking nightmares from this one... ." Hidan muttered.

Suddenly the door opened and startled them.

They turned around to see Pein standing there looking rather disturbed by something.

"Meeting in 20 minutes" he stated simply and then disappeared.

"What the fuck is up with him?" asked a curious Hidan.

The members shrugged and went to their rooms to prepare for the meeting.

***20 minutes later in the meeting room***

Everybody was sitting on the long table fidgeting under the hard gaze of their leader. Tobi was still sulking that he didn't get to watch Barbie, while the rest were wondering why their precious leader was calling a meeting so suddenly.

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here so suddenly." Pein said and closed his eyes.

'No, duh', was probably the thing that everyone wanted to say but out of respect (and fear for their lives) they decided against it.

"I'm sure everyone remembers Orochimaru."

As if they could forget him. He scarred most of them for life with his stupid experiments.

"Well if you remember him you probably recall that he was… strange. His hobbies were to do sick experiments and play with the human mind... and body." Pein added as an after thought.

"Well it seems that while he was in the organization he took DNA examples of each one of you... well except Zetsu, Konan and Tobi."

"WHAT?" the Akatsuki chorused.

"How the fuck did he get his hands on my DNA?" Hidan asked rather loudly.

Pein glared at them to shut up.

"Two days ago I sent Zetsu to spy on Orochimaru and see if he is doing anything suspicious." Then he nodded over to Zetsu, "I think it'll be best if he explains the rest."

"It seems that Orochimaru is trying to use your DNA examples to create new forms of life with your abilities." Zetsu started.

"Well? Did he succeed?" Itachi pushed him.

Zetsu stared at him not saying a word. Everybody was leaning in to hear his answer clearly. Oh, how he loved getting all the attention!

"Yes, he did"

Everybody was about to shout something but Pein held his arm up to stop them.

"Calm down. We still don't know the details." he started rubbing his temples. He could already feel the upcoming migraine. All he wanted was one peaceful day! Was that so much to ask for? 'Stupid Madara! Why doesn't he try to run his own damn organization? To see how nice it is!'

"So what are those 'creatures'?" Sasori asked.

Pein sighed rather loudly and rested his head on the table, making some members raise an eyebrow at him.

"Women." Zetsu answered.

And there it was - the first day the whole Akatsuki base went silent – a day to be remembered.

The silence continued and conti-

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Hidan's voice rang through the whole hide-out.

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