Hi guys, I was watching this video called Diggle ships olicity(You guys should see the video, it's awesome) and thought why not make one shots out of the same scenario.

THE QUOTES IN ITALICS ARE DIGGLE'S THOUGHTS.

Before you guys spew a flow of reviews contradicting me, I just wanted to mention that Digg's thoughts are just for fun and OFC so just giving a heads up before itself.

"Sup man?" Digg asked Oliver as he was fitting arrow heads onto his arrows AGAIN. He did it all the time and it was kind of irritating. They had gone on a mission together and it ended up being pretty cool according to Diggle. Oliver was sulking as usual.

"Nothing much Digg. I have a date and I don't know if I should go." Oliver had on his usual pout for no reason what so ever.

Felicity quickly turned her chair to face Oliver when she heard the word date. " You never told me you were going on a date Oliver." She quickly replied earning raised eyebrows from Diggle.

'This drama is gonna be so good' Digg was thinking. He secretly loved it when Felicity and Oliver had such conversations.

"I never knew I had a date. Remember that Auction we went to last week? Some lady actually asked my number and I gave it to her." Oliver was acting all innocent and fidgeting with his arrows.

'This is going to blow'

"And on what basis did you give her number?" Felicity chipped in clearly annoyed by Oliver's behaviour.

'Correctly asked Felicity. Two points to you.'

"She said she wanted to discuss a business offer so I didn't hesitate." Oliver was trying to cover his tracks knowing he was shitting Felicity big time.

'Yeah right Oliver. Stop lying and tell her the truth.'

"And by a business offer she meant a ...booty call, right Oliver?" Felicity snuck in, knowing it was Oliver's turn to freak out.

'Booty call? Nice one Felicity. Oh crap Lyla called me tonight for dinner. Maybe it's a booty call. Damn it, I have to concentrate on this drama.'

"Hey it's not a booty call ok? She called me yesterday and I said ok." Oliver tried defending himself. Felicity was clearly amused that Oliver was trying to cover it up.

'Pfft, liar.'?

"Ok Oliver, it's not a booty call. What's her name?"

"Ummm...uh... Kate I think?" Oliver was stammering to get her name out.

'I knew you wouldn't know her name .Imaginary fist pump'

"Kate? Looks like you can't even get her name right?" Felicity sarcastically mocked Oliver. He was getting to a point of irritation that his friends were secretly mocking him instead of encouraging him.

'Felicity is so jealous'

Digg snorted and laughed. Both Felicity and Oliver turned around to see him.

'Oh shit they heard me.'

"Anything funny Digg?" Oliver asked him cocking his head to the left. Felicity was glaring at him.

"No not really." He turned to Felicity first, "You're really jealous." Felicity gasped. " No I'm not. I'm just trying to look after Oliver. Suppose she's evil and trying to infiltrate QC?" Felicity was standing up now next to Oliver.

Oliver was smirking thinking she was caught.

'That was close. Why is Oliver smirking?'

"It's totally a booty call." Oliver was gritting his teeth. "Oh and in my opinion maybe both of you." A finger pointing at Oliver and Felicity. "Should go out on a date instead of talking about each other's date." Both of them shut up, Felicity was shaking her head and Oliver just stood there like a statue.

"Good night to the two of you. I need to meet Lyla." Digg left the foundry with a wide grin on his face.

'Papa diggle is always right! 50 points for me'