Author's notes: After some time I would like to present a poetry about the toilet brush head Paul Phoenix and his attitude. Just typed what came to my mind. Read and review.
Disclaimer: I do not own tekken.
THE COCKY BEAR FIGHTER.
Here comes the big, tall, and blond.
With his gloved hands on the motorcycle handle rod.
Speeding along the grayish blue concrete.
With his wheels speeding on faster than a skeet.
He rides around being really proud and cocky.
Riding on his wheels like a horse with a jockey.
Oh boy! He acts like one big overconfident ham.
Of course this piece of a person isn't soft as jam.
The motorcycle guy is really hard as dynamite,
But his hair looks as if it is infested with bug bite.
Oh boy looks at that guy, a tall piece of tin head.
A person who is cocky and thinks he can beat the bread.
This is no Michael Jackson the master in rock.
Infact this guy is Paul Phoenix with rock sort of a sock.
Here is Paul Phoenix the tall cocky toilet brush headed bum.
Who has no brains, but his hair has gel and gum.
Some love, some hate, and some care and scare.
Cause they get scared of his block of gummed hair.
Paul Phoenix is a cocky fighter of bears.
With Kuma especially with the thoughts to bear (pardon the pun.)
One person asked why does he fight with bears.
And he being stupid gives an answer of care.
That bears to him are huge nightmares.
And he fights bears with a cocky, insane flare.
People say, Please Paul please in God's name.
Don't fight bears and try to win a dame.
Cause women like a person with a charisma of a King.
And such a person like an emperor is Kazama, Jin.
Author's notes: How was the poem. It's the stuff I have for now. Be back for more. Until then read and review.