Well, this is my first Zelda fic (although I've used Zelda characters in my game crossovers fic). This story is also a lot different from my other stories. The other stories I've written so far are serious, dark, and/or angst. This story, however, is my first attempt at a humor fic. I hope this is at least slightly funny. Also, there will be some character bashing in this story (but it is to add to the humor/parody effect). The story takes place during Ocarina of Time. Anyways, I hope you will enjoy this fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time or its characters. Nintendo owns them.

Cucco Chaos

Part 1

As the morning sun rose above Kakariko Village, a blond headed boy named Link was passing through on a mission. He had to visit the Gorons and obtain the Goron's ruby, one of the three stones needed to open the Door of Time. In order to get to the mountains where the Goron's lived, he had to pass through the peaceful village of Kakariko. He hadn't planned on staying very long; but as he came near a house, he noticed a lone woman crying.

"C'mon Link, let's leave her alone. We have more important things to worry about," said Navi, an annoying fairy who was accompanying Link in his adventure. However, since Link was someone who was always willing to help others, he decided to ignore Navi and help the poor woman. "Hey lady, what's wrong?" asked Link. The woman stopped her sobbing for a moment and answered, "My precious cuccos are missing." One look into the woman's tear shot eyes convinced him to help her. "Don't worry lady, I'll find your cuccos," said Link in a confident voice. The woman's face brightened as she replied, "Really! Thank you! If you find any, please put them into the pin behind me." Link nodded his head in confirmation and set off in search for the cuccos.

Meanwhile, Navi sighed and thought, 'I have a feeling that Link is going to regret this later.'

From the corner of his eye, Link noticed a cucco not too far from the lady. He was shocked that the lady hadn't noticed it. "Is that woman blind or what!" murmured Navi under her breath. Link heard Navi's remark and couldn't have agreed more. 'Now that I think about it,' thought Link, 'if she really cared for her cuccos she would look for them herself.' Still, Link had already agreed to find to find the cuccos, so he slowly approached the cucco.

He moved so slowly that the cucco didn't notice Link creep behind it. When Link grabbed the cucco, it suddenly started flapping its wings like a maniac and screeching at the top of his lungs. Link soon found himself literally covered head to toe in feathers. Navi was laughing her head off while link approached the pin and gently tossed the cucco into it. Then, Link brushed the feathers off and began searching for the other cuccos.

Link suddenly remembered seeing a cucco near the village entrance. Sure enough, the cucco was still there and was walking around searching for worms. Link attempted to sneak up on it like he did with the last cucco; however, it had noticed him approaching and had begun to flee. Link pounced upon the bird, but he had obtained nothing but a fistful of feathers and a mouthful of dirt.

"Get up! It's getting away!" shouted Navi. Link eventually got up and glared at the cucco who was starring at him only a few feet away. It was as if the cucco was taunting him. As soon as Link began to charge at the cucco, it began to lead him on a wild goose, or perhaps a wild cucco, chase. Before the cucco could go too far, Link managed to pounce on it. However, the cucco would not give up without a fight and started scratching and pecking at Link. After a bit of a fight, Link finally managed to get it into the pen. The encounter had left link out of breath with several scratches and bruises. "Looks like that cucco did a number on you", Navi snickered. Link said nothing but simply glared at her.

Deciding to take a breather, Link walked up to the cucco lady and asked, "By the way, how many cuccos do I have left to find?" The cucco lady looked at the pen, then turned back to Link and replied, "I have a total of eight cuccos. That means there are six cuccos that are still missing. Please find them." Link turned around and sighed deeply.

'Great, I have six more of them to catch six more of them,' thought Link sarcastically. Navi noticed the look of disdain on Link's face and said, "At this rate, we'll never leave Kakariko Village. If you can't catch a few measly cuccos, then what makes you can reach Goron City, much less be a hero?" Link gave Navi another glare and thought, 'I'll show her. Besides, if I could handle two cuccos, then six more couldn't be too bad, right?' With renewed strength and confidence, Link continued his search for the cuccos.

What Link did not know was that his cucco troubles were only just beginning.