Warning! Very dirty comments and shit! But it's funny and I was bored so sue me
Naruto pick up line
Pairing: NaruGaa
"Hey Gaara…" the blonde, Naruto, calls out to his red headed friend. Said red head nods his head at the blonde
"What is it, Naruto?" The blonde just smirks up at the red head.
"Wanna do a 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one" a fist makes itself know on Naruto's face. Naruto just laughs out.
"Hey Gaara? Do you know your alphabet?" our favorite blonde asks.
"Yes, why?" our read head asks confused.
"Cause' I wanna give you the forth letter!" Naruto blocks his face thinking that he was going to get a punch from his friend, but nothing came. Just as he removed his hands he gets fisted in the face. "So worth it!" he shouts.
"Did it hurt?" Gaara hears a soft voice call out. He sighs knowing all too well where thi would head too. Him punching Naruto in the face.
"Did what hurt?" he asks. Naruto grins and opens his mouth to speak.
"When you fell from heaven!" he shouts out. Gaara smirks.
"No but I did scrape my knee climbing out of hell" Naruto's mouth gapes.
"Always knew you were a fish" Naruto tries to punch Gaara but fails miserably.
"Is your name mickey, because you're so fine!" Naruto shouts at the red head. Said red head looks at him indifferently.
"No, it's mini." Gaara looks at Naruto's zipper.
"You can relate" he says with a smirk adorning his lips. Naruto groans and looks away. He then turns around a big grin playing on his lips.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?" he asks mischievously.
"Please don't, if I see your face again I'm going to be sick" he was getting good at this.
I was really bored when I wrote this so I'm sorry if it's totally lame…review if you want to…maybe I add a second chapter…