A.N. This is a crackfic...just warning you. So. Enjoy, and please review!
*America stands up*
"Okay, let's start."
*England cuts in*
"Sit down, loudmouth!"
"Hey, I run meetings because I'm the hero!"
"No, you just say you're the hero, then make us do all the work."
"That's not true. I'm always the hero!"
*France decides he needs to get involved*
"Stop arguing, you two."
"Don't get involved, you wine-loving bastard."
"Hey…take that back!"
"Never."
"Former delinquent!"
*fight ensues*
*America stands awkwardly as England and France fight*
"Hey, dudes, we need to get started…why is no one listening to me? Come on, listen to me…"
*America continues to try and get everyone's attention as no one listens to him*
*Germany gets irritated*
*Germany gets more irritated*
*Germany gets extremely irritated and stands up*
"WE NEED TO GET WORK DONE. Does anyone have anything useful to contribute?"
*Italy raises his hand*
"Italy?"
*Italy stands up*
"Oh, and nothing about pasta."
*Italy sits back down*
"Anyone else?"
*Italy raises his hand*
"Italy?"
*Italy stands up*
"I made white flags for everyone!"
*silence*
*silence*
"…that's not helpful, Italy."
"But Germany…"
"Sit down, Italy."
*Italy sits down*
*Canada raises his hand*
*No one sees him*
*Canada puts his hand down*
*France and England are still fighting*
*Japan and China decide to leave*
*the fight gets a little too close to Italy and he hides behind Germany, waving a white flag*
"Italy?"
*Germany attempts, unsuccessfully, to get Italy to stop hiding behind him*
*America is laughing at England and France*
"This meeting is not going anywhere."
"Who are you?"
"I'm Canada."
"Who's that?"
"…never mind."
*Italy gets hungry and goes to find pasta*
*Germany follows Italy out, presumably to bring him back*
*some random guy enters*
"There are free hamburgers outside."
*America looks up*
"Really? Cool!"
*America runs outside*
*England and France get kicked out for fighting too much*
*Russia looks around, sees no one to try and make one with Mother Russia, and leaves, closing the door behind him*
*Canada gets locked in*
"Who are you?"
"I'm Canada…"
*Canada resigns himself to being locked in and goes to sleep*