How to be Edward Cullen
Written by Colagg and Kodiarulez1
So you want to learn how to be Edward Cullen, just follow these few easy steps
Become White
Become gay
Get lots of ugly plastic sergery
Live in a sewage dump then you will stink of trash (Just like his acting)
Get an ugly girlfriend example. Bella Swan or Kristen Stewart
Start smoking and taking drugs (No wonder his acting is so messed up)
Always have an onion with you so people will cry when they see you ( How much you stink and how terrible you look)
So follow these steps and you will make people jump of cliffs!