As I woke up on a bright sunny morning I looked up at the sky and was
blinded by the site of Brad's ass in my face. It was horrible " EWWWWWWWW
Mom HELP ME Brad's ass is in my face AGAIN."
" Brad get your crusty ass out of your sisters face before I chop your fucking balls off."
He was up and out in a second. Man I swear guys all they do is show off there balls and dicks like they're fucking trophies or some thing SO special especially my brother. But oh well I just forget bout him all IM excited about is getting my letter to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. I hope I get my letter. When brad got his he was jumping with joy. He was all like " Oh yeah its my birthday oh yeah."
I'm kinda scared about going. Like what if I make no friends at all. My brother said that there are a lot of chicks like that and I don't want to one of them. I mean at Muggle School I'm not popular but I have enough friends to be considered semi cool. I mean I hate the MOST popular chick but yeah she is a bitch that deserves to die. Ummm gives me an idea.
When I walked down I looked at my mom with bulging eyes. " What are those eyes for missy" she commented from across the kitchen.
" Well did I"
"Did you what"
"Did I get my letter or not"
" Oh that yeah its rite there on the table get it before your brother does"
So I snatched my hand across the table but missed. Then all my mom had to do is say she would chop off his pride and joy if he didn't give it back to me. So of course he laid it in my hand.
That day I was so happy. I was all like oh yeah and singing. I could not believe I was actually going. My mom sent a letter rite away to the school saying that I would be attending this year.
The week after I got my letter to Hogwarts we went to get my stuff from Diagon alley. I was so happy. Brad was attending his third year he was happy to I was pretty happy for him to cause hopefully I was in the same house as him and I would be able to talk to him about stuff. He is in slytherin and he said that Professor Snape was real mean but he was head of Slytherin house. When we got to Diagon alley I was walking past Olivanders and I thought what I say was Harry Potter. Or at least a look a like cause they had the whole little lightning bolt scar thingy going on. When I got my wand we went to all the rest of the stores I needed then we went to stay at the leaky cauldron. We had a nice room but all I could think off was tomorrow I would be getting on the Hogwarts express for a whole year at Hogwarts I was so EXCITED.
" Brad get your crusty ass out of your sisters face before I chop your fucking balls off."
He was up and out in a second. Man I swear guys all they do is show off there balls and dicks like they're fucking trophies or some thing SO special especially my brother. But oh well I just forget bout him all IM excited about is getting my letter to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. I hope I get my letter. When brad got his he was jumping with joy. He was all like " Oh yeah its my birthday oh yeah."
I'm kinda scared about going. Like what if I make no friends at all. My brother said that there are a lot of chicks like that and I don't want to one of them. I mean at Muggle School I'm not popular but I have enough friends to be considered semi cool. I mean I hate the MOST popular chick but yeah she is a bitch that deserves to die. Ummm gives me an idea.
When I walked down I looked at my mom with bulging eyes. " What are those eyes for missy" she commented from across the kitchen.
" Well did I"
"Did you what"
"Did I get my letter or not"
" Oh that yeah its rite there on the table get it before your brother does"
So I snatched my hand across the table but missed. Then all my mom had to do is say she would chop off his pride and joy if he didn't give it back to me. So of course he laid it in my hand.
That day I was so happy. I was all like oh yeah and singing. I could not believe I was actually going. My mom sent a letter rite away to the school saying that I would be attending this year.
The week after I got my letter to Hogwarts we went to get my stuff from Diagon alley. I was so happy. Brad was attending his third year he was happy to I was pretty happy for him to cause hopefully I was in the same house as him and I would be able to talk to him about stuff. He is in slytherin and he said that Professor Snape was real mean but he was head of Slytherin house. When we got to Diagon alley I was walking past Olivanders and I thought what I say was Harry Potter. Or at least a look a like cause they had the whole little lightning bolt scar thingy going on. When I got my wand we went to all the rest of the stores I needed then we went to stay at the leaky cauldron. We had a nice room but all I could think off was tomorrow I would be getting on the Hogwarts express for a whole year at Hogwarts I was so EXCITED.