DISCLAIMER: I don't not disown anyone.
Calvin's mom: CALVIN, GET OUT OF BED! YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE BUS!
Calvin: &. Okay okay…
Calvin didn't change into his clothes. He just grabbed his pillow and walked to the bathroom.
Calvin's mom: Calvin, what's taking so long? (Opens door) You're going to miss the- AUGH!
Calvin was sleeping on the bathroom floor.
Calvin's mom: The bathroom floor is filthy! And if you don't hurry up you're going to miss the bus!
Calvin: Okay okay..
Eventually Calvin's mom threw him outside. Susie was there, but she stood six feet away from Calvin.
The bus came.
Calvin: AUUUGGGHHH! (Runs away)
When he ran, a rope caught his foot and pulled him up to a tree. Calvin was hanging upside down, and all his blood was going to his brain. His mom had set the trap last night. His mom went outside, grabbed the screaming child, and chucked him in the bus.
Susie: You know, most parents send their children to school without even thinking about it.
Calvin: Shut up.
Next Scene: Cafeteria
Susie: What do you have for lunch, Calvin?
Calvin: My dad was having a cold yesterday, and he kept sneezing mucus in tissues. I thought to myself "He's wasting those tissues" and I grabbed some from the trashcan, and put it in my sandwich! See? I saved time. This way my mom won't have to-
Susie was gone
Calvin: They're all just jealous that I'm a genius. (Eats turkey sandwich). Man, I'm still hungry. I guess I'll buy some cafeteria food. (Walks to the lunch line).
Today the lunch line was having one of Calvin's favorite foods: Macaroni and Cheese. Calvin got some. He ate in two bites. He was hungry. He needed more. He decided to steal the giant Mac & cheese pot in the kitchen.
Calvin: (Sneaks into the kitchen) Where's the cheese pot?
Calvin hides behind the sink as a lunch lady passes him. He darts a red pot, grabs it, and shoves it in his backpack. He sprints out of the kitchen. What Calvin didn't know was that he grabbed the wrong pot. He grabbed the noodle pot collected from the trashcans yesterday. They smelled horrid.
Just then the bell rang.
Calvin: Darn, I'm still hungry. At least I won't have to eat mom's wicked dinner now. (Walks to class)
Next Scene: Miss Wormwood's Classroom
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, where's your math homework?
Calvin: (Sleeping)
Miss Wormwood: (Whacks Calvin's table with yardstick)
Calvin: (Wakes up) AUGH! Oh…What?
Miss Wormwood: If you were paying attention, you'd have your math homework out like everyone else. Get it out.
Calvin: Since I'm a genius, I did the homework in thirteen seconds flat, and everyone knows that I'm going to get all of them correct, so why bother-
Miss Wormwood: NOW
Calvin: Okay okay (Reaches into backpack) Darn. Where is it? (Pulls out noodle pot) Hold this, will you? (Tosses pot to Miss Wormwood)
Miss Wormwood: What the- Calvin, no!
CRASH. The pot exploded and greenish noodles exploded everywhere. The noodles thudded everyone except Calvin, because he was under the table looking for his homework. When he looked up, he saw everyone covered in noodles.
Calvin: Eww, noodles. I thought it was Mac and cheese. You guys can have the disgusting noodles (Walks out of classroom).
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, get back here!
Calvin: AUGH! Miss Wormwood's a noodle monster! (Runs away).
Next Scene: Calvin's room
Calvin: (Goes in
Hobbes: Uh-oh. What happened?
Calvin: The Noodle Incident. That's what I call today, the day I'll never forget. Miss Wormwood got mad at me and gave me a triple detention just because I stole a noodle pot and torpedoed everyone with the noodles in it. Oh yeah and also because I didn't do my math homework. How wicked.
Hobbes: Gee, that's not very fair.
THE END