This is not my story, it is my best friend MissNavi's all credit goes to her

The Legend of Zelda: The Age of Animals
Chapter 1

Once upon a time in a distant land by the name of Hyrule, there was a legend held dear to the Royal Family. The legend is of a boy named Link, a Child of Kokiri Forest. A boy with no fairy, everyday awaiting the arrival of his own. Link was an interesting boy, no fairy and his parents had died when Link was of a young age. His mother had run away and taken him to the Great Deku Tree, where she knew he would be safe...

"Navi, where art thou, Navi? Come hither.. Oh. Navi the fairy... Listen to my words, the words of the Deku Tree... Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon this realm... Malevolent forces even now are mustering to attack our land of Hyrule... For so long, the Kokiri Forest, the source of life, has stood as a barrier, deterring outsiders and maintaining the order of the world... But... before his tremendous evil power, even my power is as nothing... It seems the time has come for the boy without a fairy to begin his journey... The youth whose destiny it is to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth... Navi... go now! Find our young friend and guide him to me... I do not have much time left! Fly, Navi, fly! The fate of the forest, nay, the world, depends upon thee!"

As Link tossed and turned from his nightmare, he was stirred by the calling of his name...

"Hello, Link! Wake up! The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you! Link, get up!" Navi shouted. Link shivered in his sleep, and Navi shouted once again, "Hey! C'mon! Can Hyrule's destiny really depend on such a lazy boy?" Link had then awoken from his sleep after five minutes of Navi's hard work.

"You finally woke up! I'm Navi the fairy! The Great Deku Tree asked me to be your partner from now on! Nice to meet you! The Great Deku Tree has summoned you! So let's get going, right now!" Navi informed Link. Link nodded and headed to the place of the Great Deku Tree. As soon as Link had stepped out of his house, he was greeted by his best friend, Saria.
"Yahoo! Hi, Link!" she shouted. Link climbed down the ladder to greet her as well.

"Wow! A fairy!" Saria exclaimed. "Finally, a fairy came to you, Link! Wow! That's great news! I'm so happy for you! Now you're a true Kokiri, Link!" Link had told Saria about his summoning.

"Is that right? The Great Deku Tree has summoned you? It's quite an honor to talk to the Great Deku Tree! I'll wait for you here. Get going! Go see the Great Deku Tree!" Link then continued on his way to the Great Deku Tree, wondering why Saria exclaims way too much. Link had gotten to the pathway to the Deku Tree, but only to meet another obstacle, Mido...

"Hey you Mr. No Fairy! You can't come through here! Without a fairy, you're not even a real man! What?! You've got a fairy?! Say what? The Great Deku Tree actually summoned you? Whaaaaaaat?! Why would he summon you and not the great Mido? This isn't funny," Mido complained

"I don't know, I think it's pretty damn funny," Link thought to himself.. Link continued to listen to Mido rant, "I don't believe it! You aren't even fully equipped yet! How do you think you're going to help the Great Deku Tree without both a sword and sheild ready?"
"Well, 'Great Mido', you don't have any equipment either, so what makes you so special?"

"What? You're right, I don't have my equipment ready, but... If you---"
"Wow, he agreed with me.. I should take note of this moment..." Link thought to himself as his mind drifted away from Mido's commands and interrogations.. Link finally snapped back after obnoxious screaming.

"HELLO!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! It's rude to stare off blankly into space when being spoken to by the Great Mido! I am honoring you by allowing you to stand in my presence, and this is the thanks I get?! Nuh uh! You need to give respect! Now, as I was saying, before I was so RUDELY interrupted! If you want to pass through here, you should at least equip a sword and sheild! Sheesh!"

After Mido was done ranting, Link had set off on his next, but small, journey: to find a sword and sheild.

"Hi, Link! Look this way!" an unknown voice shouted.

"Holy triforce, what the hell was that?!" Link practically jumped out of his boots and his kokiri hat..

"Look over here and talk to me!" Apparently there was some psycho girl on the top of the shop's awning.

"How the hell did she get up there?!" Link asked himself.. He decided he should talk to the girl so she'll shut up.

"It's so great that you finally have a fairy partner! I'll teach you how to talk to people using your fairy! When a fai---"
"I don't really care, I know how to talk... Ugh, all I here is blah blah blah, when is she gonna stop?!"

"---Hello? Link? Did you space out? Haha, ok you're back. It's ok, I space out sometimes when I'm sitting up here.."
"I wasn't apologizing!" He told himself.. Psycho girl continued, "When a fairy flies near a person or thing, look in that direction and you can talk to people from a distance, like we're doing now."
"Ok, thank you Psy- I mean uh.. Thank you!" Link walked inside the shop, where there was a midget of a shopkeeper standing behind the counter. At the shop, they were selling a Deku sheild. Perfect, just what Link needed! He took a look at the price and...

"WHAT?! 40 RUPEES! THAT'S SUCH A RIP OFF!! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!! Can you give me a discount?" Link asked the midget.

"Yea-no!" he responded.

"How rude!" Link thought to himself, "I'm going on a journey to save the Deku Tree, let alone the world, and I can't even get a disount on a sheild!!"

Considering his failed attempt to get a sheild, Link went to find rupees. He started to throw rocks around. It got his frustration out AND he got money (yes, you can get money from rocks and grass and other earthy objects). After about an hour of hard work (ok, maybe only 5 minutes), Link had enough rupees to buy the sheild.. Link went back to the shop and purchased the sheild, and then set off to find a sword. But how the hell was he going to get a sword?

"Hey! Link! Up here!"
"Oh no, it's Psycho Girl again. What does she want now?"

"Link! I heard that there is a sword, legendary to Kokiri Forest. It is called the Kokiri Sword, and only a true Kokiri may possess it. It is located somewhere in this village!"
"Yeah, and you seem to know everything except WHERE!" Link thought to himself.

"Thanks, uh, girl!" Link then set off to find the sword again.

After ten minutes of roaming around, Link then found a hole in the wall by the sword training area. Link crawled through the hole and saw a giant boulder rolling toward him! Link quickly leaped out of the way, but then saw that the boulder had a specific direction in which it was traveling. Link decided to follow it. Link quickly turned the corner of the square path, following the boulder. Link then came across an opening to the side of the path. Worried about getting hit, he dove to the side opening and in front of him, he saw a chest. He opened it and a bright light shined through, revealing the legendary kokiri sword. Link ran back through the pathway and went to go see Mido, and rub it in his face. When Link got there, Mido was being as arrogant as usual..
"Stop! You may not enter unless you have a sword and a sheild equipped! Eh, what's that?! Oh, you have a Deku Sheild... And what's THAT?! Is that the Kokiri Sword?! GOOD GRIEF!!! Well, even with all that stuff, a wimp is still a wimp, huh? I, the great Mido, will never accept you as one of us!" See what I mean by arrogant? Anyway, as he was saying, "Shoot! How did you get to be the favorite of Saria and the Great Deku Tree? Huh?! Grumble... grumble..."

After Mido's onslaught of complaints and arrogance, he finally moved aside and allowed Link to pass through.

"Thanks, Great Loser!"
"No proble-- Hey, wait, GET BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, WIMP!"

Link headed down the path and three deku babas sprouted up from the ground. One slash of his new sword did the trick! Link then obtained a Deku Stick! What's so special about the stick, you ask? It burns and you can hit things with it, wow. Anyway, Link slashed through the other two deku babas and entered the realm of the Deku Tree...

"Great Deku Tree... I'm back!" Navi announced.

"Oh... Navi... Thou hast returned... Link... Welcome... Listen carefully to what I, the Deku Tree, am about to tell thee..."
"Well duh, I'm gonna listen. I had to get through that arrogant perv, Mido, and almost get hit by a self controlled boulder to get here. And almost get eaten alive by stupid carnivorous plants that make Deku sticks when you kill 'em."
"Link, art thou listening?"

"Yes, Great Deku Tree."
"Thy slumber these past moons must have been restless, and full of nightmares... As the servants of evil gain strangth, a vile climate pervades the land and causes nightmares to those sensitive to it... Verily, thou hast felt it... Link... The time has come to test thy courage... I have been cursed..."

"By what, an old english disease? Oh wait, I'm supposed to be listening.."
"I need you to break the curse with your wisdom and courage. Dost thou have courage enough to undertake this task?"
"Yeah, I guess..eth..."
"Then enter, brave Link, and thou too, Navi..."
"HOLY CRAP! IT HAS A MOUTH!"
"Navi the fairy... Thou must aid Link... And Link... When Navi speaks, listen well to her words of wisdom..." And that's where the journey began..

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