Cosmic Alchemist here!I got this idea after reading iTorchic's 333 and more ways to get kicked out of is going to be a hundread plus ten in each chapter.I hope you enjoy and review!
1:Call Ed short
Nothing really happens you just get beat up
2:Tell Hawkeye that Mustang was checking her out
The great flame alchemist was in rehab for 6 months and has a fear of Hawkeye getting mad
3:Call Hughes and start gushing over your kid
Hughes was crying for a week thinking that by 5 years old your kid had to be able to do backflips
4:Steal Hawkeye's guns and frame it on someone else
Riza burst into Mustang's office an saw a gun on Havoc's Breda's Furey's and Mustang's desk while they were yelling that FullMetal ran in and put the guns on their desks.
5:Help Al find Cat's and then tell Ed
Al was laughing hysterical and Ed transmuted him to the ground and ran out with the cats laughing
6:Sign up people for dance contest
Ed was break dancing so well no one could beat tried to do a break dance but he failed had bruises for a week and Ed rubbed it in his face for months.
7:Tell Al his memories aren't real
Al wasn't found for a week until Mustang told him he was got his ass kicked by both Al and Ed even Izumi came to have fun
8:Tell Izumi she's old
She kicks your ass before you pronounce the d
9:Tell Mustang he is old
Be prepared to be burned to crisps after you tell him that
10:Run into a wall then pretend that you have a seizure
Al was moving around and Roy was freaking out and Havoc was laughing quietly when Roy figured out he couldn't have seizures
Thanks for reading please tell me if you want me to continue.
-Cosmic Alchemist-