(Since Fallout Four is out in a day and a half, I thought I'd post a little conversation I had while playing it with my best friend, and change into something that happens in Fallout. I hope it's funny.)
"No, no, it's over there Samuel."
Matthew said, pointing over to a pile of debris that had a body on top of it.
"I know, I know. These corpses are just as interesting though." Samuel replied, lifting a dead body before staring into it's lifeless eyes. Matt walked over to the body and tore it's shirt off of it, folding it up neatly before placing the whole shirt into his pocket. "What'd you just do with that shirt Matt?" Samuel asked, looking over at Matthew, who was whistling nonchalantly. "Nothing, Nothing, just putting it away for safe keeping." He replied, turning around before continuing to loot the body. "Seriously though dude. It seems to me that you've just shoved it up your ass." Samuel said, walking over before pointing to Matt's rear end. Matt laughed and looked at his pip-boy, before showing it to Samuel. "I have a backpack, but you have nothing like that. I swear you shove it all up your ass, even the massive fat man launchers just find their way inside." Samuel added, causing Matt to cry with laughter.
"I just have pockets that enter other universes." Matt replied after a while, as Samuel chopped the arm off of a man, before taking a small bite of his fingers. "Ah, don't eat that Sam." Matt said, causing Samuel to turn around. "Why not?" Samuel asked, chewing on it slowly. "He stores .308 rounds up his ass, how do you think they get there?" He replied, causing Samuel to vomit as Matthew laughed.
(Something little, something stupid, something I enjoyed.
That's the whole point of fanfictions, isn't it?)
(I know fallout four came out, I just didn't publish this.)