Hey Guys! This is my very first Glee story, but my Second on Fanfiction. I wrote all of these before Original Songs, so some stuff might not be accurate. The drabbles have absolutely no timeline whatsoever, but they can pretty much happen at any time. Almost all of them are Klaine, but I'm sure I'll mix some other stuff in there too.

Anyways, enjoy

Warning: This is Rated M for MATURE, as in there's Boy-on-Boy action and such. Don't like, Don't read (duh!)

Self Deprecation

Stupid, Fat, Ugly Worthless, Unloved. Kurt thought, staring at his own reflection on the window behind Blaine. He fingered the deep scars on his foream, caused by two years of unspoken thoughts towards Blaine.

Beautiful, Perfect, Funny, Amazing. Blaine thought, staring into Kurt's eyes across the table. He ran his finger across the scars on his forearms, caused by two years of unspoken thoughts towards Kurt

They met each other's gaze for a moment, they both silently prayed the other could read minds.

Legitimately Epic (Conversation through text messages)

To Kurt: U know what word I officially h8? LEGIT- Blaine

To Blaine: Y's that?- Legit

To Kurt: Kurt, is Legit really ur SIGNATURE?- Blaine

To Blaine: U bet it is.- Legit

To Kurt: Gosh, I really thought u were above using that word- Blaine

To Blaine: Nope, Im not:D- Legit

To Kurt: Do you at least use it in the right context, unlike the rest of the population?-Blaine

To Blaine: Ya, I do. U know what word i hate? EPIC- Kurt

To Kurt: Y's that? Epic is just... EPIC P.S. Thxs for changing yo signature- Blaine

To Blaine: No prob, and people use it too often.- Kurt

To Kurt: No, peeps use Legit too often.

To Blaine: Legit- Kurt

To Kurt: Epic- Blaine

To Blaine: Ur being an ass- Kurt

To Kurt: Ya, but I'm an EPIC ass.- Blaine

To Blaine: Nd ur LEGIT stupid.

Boy Scouts

"Hey Kurt, were you ever a boy scout?" Blaine asked whilst packing to take his brother's troop on a camping trip.

Kurt raised his eyebrow as if to say, Seriously? Did you even have to ask?

Blaine laughed. "Never mind, stupid question." he said, shaking his head.

"Besides, don't they have a strict no gays rule? In case you forgot, my dad's known I was gay since I was three." Kurt asked.

Blaine nodded, giggling. "Oh, the irony..."

High F

"Shhhhh... Guys, do you hear that?" Finn askedreferring to the muffled moans coming from his and Kurt's shared bedroom.

"Yeah, what the hell is that? Tina said shifting in her chair to hear better.

"Hey, Wait a minute; aren't Kurt and Blaine down there?" Santana asked, raising her eyebrows suggestively.

All of a sudden a high-pitched squeal sounding suspiciously like Blaine's name rang out through the house. Everyone giggled.

"He did throw the High F!" Rachel exclaimed, facepalming.

Santana shrugged, "Maybe Blaine just Defies Gravity."

Chalet

"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel I swear to god, you are in Colorado; you will be skiing this weekend." Blaine stated, arms crossed.

"I'll mess up my hair! And snow in my face, it would be like a constant slushie facial!" Kurt argued, practically begging Blaine to let him sty in their hotel room.

"But it's sooo fun!" how could you not want to go skiing?" Blaine asked. Convincing the brunette had always been his weakness.

"I'm not going. And that's final." Kurt said, stomping his foot.

Blaine giggled. "Will you at least come sit in the chalet and drink hot chocolate? In case you change your mind?"

Kurt's face paled and then he blushed. "I'm afraid of chalets, I had a dream I was murdered in one."

"I'd be afraid of them too." Blaine said matter-of-factly, crawling back into the bed with his boyfriend.

Run Away

"I'm so sick of this homophobic crap!" Kurt yelled as he threw a bottle of an unknown skincare product across his room.

Blaine ducked quickly and it hit the wall behind him.

"I wish I could kiss you in public." Blaine agreed, sliding closer to his distressed boyfriend.

Kurt curled into him like a tired child and breathed in his intoxicating smell. "Let's run away together." He whispered.

"Run away?" Blaine questioned. "Where?"

Kurt sat up straighter, contemplating his answer. "New York, of course."

Blaine laughed. "Good, we're on the same page then. Are you serious?" he asked, silently begging for the answer to be yes.

"Of course I am, we're eighteen years old, and I'm sick of highschool." Kurt replied automatically.

"I'll make a few calls then, we'll leave tonight." Blaine said with a smile.

"I'll pack my scarves" Kurt said simply, walking into his walk-in closet and emerging with a few huge Louis Vuitton suitcases and a smile that said he was ready to start a new chapter of his life with Blaine.

Tied Down

What do you mean you're leaving? Blaine asked, silently begging Kurt to stay with his eyes.

"I hate this! You always act all jealous, you know I'd never cheat on you!" Kurt yelled, placing his neatly ironed clothing in a suitcase as gently as possible.

"But you can't leave me! I need you; Kurt baby, I love you. Please don't go." the older boy pleaded, tears in his eyes.

Kury sighed and looked at Blaine. "When I'w with you I used to feel free and like I could just be myself. Now I just feel so tied down, I can't do anything anymore!" He admitted.

"I thought you loved being tied down!" Blaine whined desperately.

"Blaine!" Kurt gasped, giggling slightly. "This is no time to be talking dirty!"

Blaine gave him a confused smile for a second; and then broke into a smile."I love it when your mind's in the gutter, but I was referring to you being clingy, not our kinky sex life.

Kurt's face reddened, then he burst out laughing. He walked back to where Blaine was standing and threw himself into the tenor's arms. "Never leave me" He whispered.

Control

Blaine placed a light kiss on each of Kurt's fingers before tugging on the sleeves of the flamboyant boy's cardigan. Kurt slid it off his arms and tossed it to the floor. His older boyfriend stroked lightly up and down his arms, enjoying the feel of the porcelain skin.

"You know I love you right?" Blaine whispered.

"Of course I do, and I love you too." Kurt responded right away, pulling Blaine's T-shirt over his head and reconnecting their lips.

"Kurt, are you sure about this? I mean, we don't have to..." Blaine said, secretly hoping Kurt would back out so he wouldn't have to.

"I-I want to, but...I'm just not ready, Blaine. I'm so sorry." Kurt whispered whilst he pulled himself out of Blaine grasp to look into his boyfriend's eyes.

"Kurt, you have nothing to be apologizing for because... I-I'm not ready either." He admitted.

Kurt smiled. "Blaine, I know you aren't you've been shaking for ten minutes now." He said, giggling slightly at his boyfriend's expense.

"So we'll wait until we're both ready?" Blaine asked.

"Yes, as long as you promise to take control when that time comes." Kurt said, snuggling back into Blaine's warmth.

Blaine smiled. "Actually, I was kinda hoping you would... I'm more of a bottom, I think."

"Yeah, well so am I; and oh god, I'm taller too. Fine, I guess I'll top." Kurt decided, feeling absolutely ridiculous picturing himself ever topping.

Muffins

"Okay, as much as I love Lady Gaga,she's ruined muffins for me." Kurt said, laughing as he poured the batter into the pans in Home Ec.

"Yeah, me too. I mean, know she's bi and everything; but did she really have to say 'I'm bluffing with my muffin'? I mean, now I can't walk into a bakery without picturing... You know, things.

"Every gay guy's nightmare..." Kurt said, nodding to show his agreement.

Sue Sylvester

"She scares me..." Blaine whispered to Kurt as they walked to their normal table at the Lima Bean.

"You get used to it. At least, she quit calling me Lady Face." Kurt muttered, shrugging slightly and turning red.

"Yeah I'd prefer Porcelain too." Blaine said smiling at Kurt as if to say 'What up with the girly nickname?'

"Shut up Quid Pro Quo." Kurt said, laughing at Blaine's strange new name.

"Yeah, what the hell does that mean anyways?" Blaine asked, looking confused again.

"Actually, i think it means 'Something for Something' in Latin." Kurt responded, now looking just as confused as Blaine.

"That makes no sense whatsoever." Blaine concluding,sipping at his coffee slowly.

"Yeah Sue Sylvester usually doesn't." Kurt said sighing.

Updates will be extremely slow, so what do you think? Reviews are totally awesome and helpful! In your review, please tell me which one was your favorite:D

P.S. Legitemately Epic was a conversation between my father and I and Chalet is just a random crackfic.

P.P.S. This isn't even proofread, like at all.

~Lovergirl7