Thirteen Hours of Labyrinth

by Danalas the Lady Chaos

Just a little parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas that a friend and I wrote.

The Thirteen Hours of Labyrinth

Disclaimer: I do not own Labyrnth. This is just a fun little parody my friend Sarah and I wrote.

In the first hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Ludo hanging from a peach tree

In the second hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree.

In the third hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Three sets of cleaners,
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree.

In the fourth hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Four halucinations,
Three sets of cleaners,
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree.

In the fifth hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Five crystal balls,
Four halucisnations,
Three sets of cleaners
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree

In the sixth hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Six annoying Firies
Five crystal balls
Four halucinations
Three sets of cleaners
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree

In the seventh hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Seven trips to the bog
Six annoying Firies
Five crystal Balls
Four halucinations
Three sets of cleaners
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree.

In the eighth hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Eight dark oubliettes,
Seven trips to the Bog
Six annoying Firies
Five crystal balls
Four halucinations
Three sets of cleaners
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree

In the ninth hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Nine Mexican cannonballs
Eight dark oubliettes
Seven trips to the bog
Six annoying Firies
Five crystal balls
Four halucinations
Three sets of cleaners
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree.

In the tenth hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Ten costume changes
Nine Mexican Cannonballs
Eight dark oubliettes
Seven trips to the Bog
Six annoying Firies
Five crystal balls
Four halucinations
Three sets of clenaers
Two LSD laced peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree

In the eleventh hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Eleven biting fairies
Ten costume changes
Nine Mexican cannongballs
Eight dark oubliettes
Seven trips to the bog
Six annoying Firies
Five crystal balls
Four halucinations
Three sets of cleaners
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree

In the twelth hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Twelve "It's not fair"s,
Eleven biting fairies
Ten costume changes
Nine Mexican cannonballs
Eight dark oubliettes
Seven trips to the bog
Six annoying Firies
Five crystal balls
Four hallucinations
Three sets of cleaners
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree.

In the Thirteenth hour of Labyrinth, Jareth gave to me
Thirteen hours to run it
Twelve "It's nto fair"s,
Eleven biting fairies
Ten costume changes
Nine Mexican cannonballs
Eight dark oubliettes
Seven trips to the bog
Six annoying Firies
Five crystal balls
Four hallucinations
Three sets of cleaners
Two LSD peaches
And Ludo hanging from a peach tree