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Event's that would never happen ;)

Chapter 1 Kinky-hoe,Slut,and a Hanyou in a Hot Spring

It had been a long day. Nothing really happened it was just an ordinary day with slaps on Mirokus face. Also InuYasha had met his best friend the ground several time to day!

Everyone was asleep besides InuYasha like normally. InuYasha sniffs the air

"kikyo" He muttered so he wouldn't wake anyone. InuYasha ran off to look for her. (A/N remember pplz I hate her so none of romance 4 her in dis XP) but Kagome had already woken up. "InuYasha... " she said in a sad tone knowing where the Hanyou was headed of to.

"InuYasha.." Kikyo said. "Who.."Inuyasha said out of confusion. There laid kikyo naked in a hot spring (A/N hehe this is where the fun begins)

Mean while kagome wanted to calm down her Nevers because she knew where InuYasha had gone. So she went to a Hot spring 'I need a bath anyways' Kagome thought to her self.

Kikyo Pulled InuYasha into the hot spring. "Ahhh"The hanyou yelled.

Kagome went around the hot spring because of a yell she herd. (A/N I dunno it's a big hot spring sorry for so many authors notes ill just shut up...)

"InuYasha..." Kagome said in shock. Kagome looked up and down at the naked hanyou.

" kagome its not what it looks like " He said being scared to death.

" oh but it is" Kikyo said, has kagome looked at kikyo.

Kagome was very pissed of and mumbled "bitch..."

Kikyo eyes widen in disbelief of what kagome just said along with InuYasha's.

"you little ...BITCH" Kagome said being pissed off, and heart for the last time.

"Kagome don't.." InuYasha said.

" u didn't not just say... oh u little SLUT" Kikyo said/screamed.

"Kikyo don't.." InuYasha said. "Cant we just talk this out in a nicer way"

"SHUT UP!!!!" Both of the very pissed girls yelled.

"Don't yell at my InuYasha kinky-hoe"

" KINKY-HOE U DID NOT JUST SAY THE BITCH"

Kikyo jumps on top of kagome sending under water

"oh, your gonna regret that." Kagome slaps Kikyo

As the two continued InuYasha just sat there thinking to him self' I wonder if theses to know that there naked..' InuYasha grinned 'witch is not a bad thing! AH. Im turning into Miroku ' InuYasha signed ' I might has well sit back and watch there's no getting them to stop' He thought to himself'

" I was his first and only love" Kikyo said

" SO NOT TRUE KINKY-HOE"Kagome yelled bac."Well then lests just ask him are selves and settle this once and for all."Kikyo said.

"Fine then"Kagome said. The two very VERY pissed of girls went up to the scared Hanyou.

" well InuYasha who do you chose, this dead kinky-hoe here"kagome said."or this slut Kagome here"Kinky-hoe said. (A/N yea I know I called her dat)

"Well... um..." InuYasha thought.

" you two know your completely naked right?" InuYasha said trying to change the subject.

Kikyo and kagome both looked down the both had little red blush's on there face's.

"AH InuYasha your pervert" Kagome yelled.

But Kagome had looked up at the man for a response but no one was there."he got away" Kikyo said.

"Well u know what this means"Kagome grinned.

"What"Kikyo Replied.

"It means that your small boob size scared him off" Kagome said in a proud voice because she thought her's where a lot bigger.

" U LITTLE SLUT"

"KINKY-HOE"

So there u have it that's what happens when you put Kikyo,Kagome,and InuYasha in a hot spring for a night! and I assume the fight went on for quiet awhile until it was morning and Kagome had to attend with the rest of the group.

-throws confetti and blows horn-

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