Ninja Nonsense
Chapter 1
The Nonsense Begins
"talking"
'thinking'
FF/ Change POVS
Lunar: Huzzah! I shall torture your souls!
Naruto: Why?
Lunar: Cause I'm bored.
Naruto: anime falls
Lunar: Would you say something for me Naru-kun?
Naruto:... What?
Lunar: My disclaimer!
Naruto: You're disclaimer? Okay.
Lunar: Yay Naru-kun!
Naruto: Okay then. So. What would you like me to say?
Lunar: Oh, just the basic stuff.
Naruto: Okay. Lunar does not own Naruto.
Lunar: Thanks Naruto!
Naruto: oh, sure... what now?
Lunar: Dunno.
Naruto: I'm bored.
Lunar: Me too. I'll start.
Naruto: okay.
Lunar: Beware peoples. This is really just a sub-chap that makes nooooooooo sense.
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Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto were sitting and waiting around for Kakashi. After about 5 hours, they were ready to leave, but then Kakashi appeared.
"WHY WERE YOU LATE?!" Sakura shrieked.
" I was late because there's no mission and no training because..." Kakashi paused.
" WHY NOT?" Naruto demanded.
"Because... SASUKE'S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN'S ASS!" Kakashi yelled, pointing at Sasuke. Then he dissappeared, leaving Team 7 confused.
"ha ha. It kinda does look like that." Naruto pointed out.
"Shut up." Sasuke growled.
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Sasuke: My hair doesn't look like a chicken's ass.
Lunar:Yes it does! I mean, look at it!
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: lol. It does.
Sasuke: Shut up dobe.
Naruto: You shut up bird-butt.
Sasuke: I hate you all.
Lunar: Oh, shut it emo boy.
Sasuke: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' EMO.
Lunar: Don't deny it emo boy.
Sasuke:...
Naruto: I'm bored.
Sasuke: Mabey you could help Lunar work on the non exsistant plot.
Lunar: I do too have a plot!
Sasuke: yeah. right.
Lunar:I'll prove it. TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Sasuke:...
Lunar: Review!