1Captain Jack's mishap
11/24/o6 fri. TGIF!
One day, Captain Jack Sparrow was sitting on the edge of his deck, drinking his good ol' rum, when suddenly! He drank too much and fell off the side. The bloody drunk…
He woke up some couple hundred years later and found himself in a cozy bed, naked, next to a chubby eighteen year old girl. He propped himself up on his scurvy elbows and took in her appearance, to see whether or not he had made a good lay last night. She had wild, crazy hair (much like his own, minus the dread locks and birds), and a wry smile.
"I told Monica and Denise that one day I would marry you, and I was right! Thank the Tanuki God for my luck in finding you, floating in a Las Vegas hotel pool! Though I had to beat off some ugly ass scaly-wag bitches to get to you, I think last night made it ALLLL worth while…" Here, she winked at him and blushed heavily.
Jack blinked slowly, trying to decipher if he was still blasted or not, then decided no when the pounding of his hangover headache came banging on the inside of his skull. He groaned then in agony as he dropped back down onto the mattress. A tanned, muscular hand slapped his forehead and was dragged down his face.
'I know I've said it before…' he thought glumly, wondering just how the hell he was going to get out this mess, 'But I'm /really/ gonna quit the bottle…'
The End! 3