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Chapter 1: Packing
Lily Evans walked into Gryffindor common room with her two best friends Alice Hill and Victoria Southwell. Two 7th year boys were gathered around the notice board.
"Hey Frank!" Alice said sweetly to her boyfriend, "What's happening?"
"They just posted the Group list for…" Frank Longbottom began.
"CAMP!" Sirius Black cried jumping off the last of the boys' dorm stairs, "CAMP TOMORROW!"
"Don't get too excited, you haven't seen the list yet." Sam Thomson, Frank's best friend warned as the other 3 marauders followed Sirius over to the notice board.
"Why? What does the list say?" asked Vicki.
"Peter has to go with the Slytherins." Frank said lowly. Gasps left the mouths of the seventh years; Peter sank to the floor, his face expressionless."
"Oh my god! He's dead!"
"No he's not Padfoot,"
"That's what you think Moony!"
"But they can't split up the marauders!" James cried, glaring at the list.
"Um, actually James. They just did." Sam said. Peter moaned and James scowled at the list again before grabbing Peter's arm and yanking him up. Sirius grabbed his other arm and the three Marauders stormed upstairs again with Remus trailing behind them.
Lily and her friends went to look at the list. Rebecca (Becca) Thomson and Bridget (Bids) Issac had come down and were talking to Sam, Becca's twin brother.
"At least none of us are split up." Lily said quietly as they studied the list which read:
Gryffindor Group
Lily Evans
Victoria Southwell
Alice Hill
Rebecca Thomson
Bridget Issac
Samuel Thomson
Frank Longbottom
James Potter
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
"Though I won't miss Peter much." commented Vicki, "I do think it's unfair. I mean Slytherins!"
McGonagall came round after lunch looking for Peter who left for a few hours. James, Sirius and Remus flopped down on the couches in front of the fire where everyone else was already talking.
"What teachers are going?" Sirius asked, hopping it would be someone he liked.
"I think its McGonagall," Lily supplied.
"Urgh! That means no alone time for me and you Lils"
If looks could kill, James would be very dead right now.
"I'm gonna go pack." Remus sighed, Becca smiled at him as he left but Remus just looked back sadly.
Sirius and James followed Remus, James winking at Lily (who scowled and rolled her eyes) and Sirius shot a supposedly unnoticed glance at Vicki. Frank followed soon after planting a kiss on Alice's cheek beforehand. Sam whispered something to Bids making her blush; she smiled to him as he disappeared up to the 7th year boys dorms.
The group in front of the fire giggled, camp was going to be SO cool.
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The boys stuffed clothes into their tramping packs.
"So anyone else see that smile Moony got from Becca?" Sirius asked casually, trying to start up a conversation.
"I did!" James, Sam and Frank said at different times, Remus turned slightly pink and bent down to retrieve an unknown item from under his bed.
"I think they should start dating." Sirius said loudly.
"You read my mind Pads." James said, there was scattered agreement.
"Um… yea, no comment." said Sam,
"You're only saying that because you're Bec's twin." said Frank.
"So what?"
"Well what about Padfoot; checking out Vicki!" Remus said slyly, it was Sirius' turn to retrieve unknown items from under his bed.
"Padfoot was checking Vicki out?" James asked interestedly,
"Well Vicki's hot! Wait, was that out loud?"
"Yes Padfoot. It was." James grinned and turned to Sam, "so what did you whisper to Bridget?"
"Ah just… ahh… um… something…" Sam stammered,
"Sure, sure!" said the three marauders said in unision
"That's scarier than when Sam and Bec twin talk." Frank said, trying to take the conversation away from the girls.
"So what pranks can we do on camp?" Padfoot asked.
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The girls' 7th year dorm was full of chatter as they packed. They talked animatedly about what to wear, what to take and what to do about putting up with the five boys joining them.
"Becca, I don't think Remus likes you very much at the moment?" Alice remarked, as clueless as ever!
"Why would you think that?" snapped Becca in return.
"Just that look he gave you was like you'd had an argument."
"What I'm more interested in is…" Lily said, "Bids and Sam!" Everyone else agreed with an ooh or an ahh.
"Nothing is going on with me and Sam!" Bids sent a glare at Lily for changing the subject.
"Suuuuuuuure!" said Alice,
"It's true!" Bids snapped,
"I know, that's why I said sure." Alice replied innocently.
"Yea, well what about Lily and James?" Bids said with a sly look at Lily who raised an eyebrow.
"Bids. I. Hate. James." Lily said slowly as if Bids was incapable of understanding her.
"That's what you think!" Becca said.
"What the hell Bex!" said Lily.
"You secretly like James!" Becca explained, "Besides there are 5 guys and 5 girls and I don't think James will settle for anyone else! This of course, leaves Vicki and Sirius!"
Vicki, who had been packing quietly and talking a lot less than usual, looked up, a bit startled. Lily however, laughed.
"Yea right Bex!" she scoffed, "Vicki and Sirius? Right."
Everyone looked to see what Vicki would say but Vicki just carried on packing.
"You actually like him?" Alice gasped, all the girls looked shocked,
"No!" Vicki snapped with an evil look at Alice and Becca. The girls looked slightly relieved.
"Besides if there are 5 guys and 5 girls, doesn't that mean that you and Remus are a pair Bex?" Lily asked Bex, Becca blushed.
"No… maybe… yes… no… oh he doesn't like me anyway!" Becca looked sadly down at her pack.
"Yea he does he's just scared to ask you out 'coz… well that's the thing, we don't know." Bids tried to be encouraging but didn't do too well. Becca looked awkward. She longed to know why Remus didn't want a girlfriend and why he disappeared for one or two days a month.
Maybe I should follow him when he disappears on camp, then he'll have nothing to hide.She thought to herself.
Having made a decision, Becca brightened up, the other girls with her.
"So, what pranks are we gonna play on the marauders at camp?" Vicki asked.
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