This was co-written with Sugar-high Pixie, Single-Black-Rose, and our friend the Amazing Angie.
How to go About Saving the World
for Dummies
1: Be abducted by strange men in cloaks of the government in public and/or awkward place.
2: Be informed of secret mission that you must complete or doom the world.
3: Research evil villain.
4: Obtain object of great importance that is desired greatly by said villain. (For the purposes of this
procedure said object will be referred to as Object X)
5: Obtain all necessary materials you feel you will need (ie. Guns, swords, knives, explosives, traffic
cones, etc.)
6: Assemble team. Notice: sidekick death may occur so be wary who you select.
7: Establish team identity. Come up with a team name and corny catchphrase.
8: Get captured by said evil villain and taken to secret lair, loosing Object X and having a near death
experience in the process.
9: Escape miraculously and unexpectedly.
10: Read book How to Kick Evil Villain Ass for Dummies, apparently you need it.
11: Train until you and your team have mastered chosen fighting style(or time has run out).
12: Sneak into secret lair.
13:Find Object X. Steal it.
14: Be waylaid by evil minions.
15: Cause an explosion. (It is not necessary for the explosion to accomplish anything other than make a loud bang and bright light)
16: Face evil villain. Use catchphrase until it is annoying to both you and the villain. Do not neglect
bantering while fighting. Make sure you kill villain.
17: Discover and save very sexy prisoner. (clothing optional)
18: Escape secret lair before it is obliterated in a massive explosion.
Leave one team member behind. (optional)
19: Return to normal life only to get grounded by parents for missing curfew.
20: Get offered a second mission.
21: Accept or decline. If accepted, repeat steps #1-20.
Upcoming is the companion guide How to Kick Evil Villain Ass for Dummies.