Darkwings13: I do not own soul calibur or the characters.

Ostrheinsburg Castle Throne Room

"Muhahaha! Hahaha!" laughed Raphael manically. "This world truly belongs only to Amy and me now. Ouch!" Raphael turned around to see who had poked him, which caused him to almost tumble into pit below. "Amy! Why did you do that?"

Amy was a little disappointed he didn't fall in the hole, he kinda deserved it for always leaving her alone in that big castle so she wanted to play a little joke on him. "That's for taking forever to find Soul Calibur. And what world are you talking about? You've just killed two of our maids and then you went into evil laughing mode."

Raphael shook his head at Amy's ignorance. "Amy! There's no one here besides us. That's why this world truly belongs to us now."

Giving a big sigh of exasperation she shoved a heavy textbook under her father's nose. "You didn't read the Soul Calibur manual Marienbard gave you, did you."

Raphael read the title of the book printed in bold rainbow colors. 'A Guide to Using Soul Calibur for Morons'.

Crossing her arms, she gave her father the 'look'. "And that's why nothing was happening. I'd be pretty mad if this world you've been promising me was… nothing."

Taking out some spectacles from his pocket, Raphael began skimming through the book. "Aha! It says here you're suppose to hold on to the hilt of the sword with both hands, turn to the left at a forty degrees angle, balance on one leg, jump backwards three rabbit jumps, do the moon walk, sing 'My Hips Don't Lie' by Shakira, and then you're suppose to imagine what your new world is suppose to look like and it'll happen!"

Amy looked at her father quizzically and asks, "Are you sure that's what it said?"

He pointed at chapter five hundred and twelve and showed her the chapter title which said 'How to Make a New World.' Closing the book and throwing it aside, he rubbed his hand eagerly for the ceremony that'll create their new world.

Many hours later…

"Argh! I can't take it anymore! Father! You're a terrible singer! Not to mention, you keep messing up the lyrics!" cried Amy, trying to shut out her father's singing by clamping her hands tightly over her ears.

Raphael had been able to follow all the steps perfectly (he nearly moon walk into the hole) until he got to the part where he had to sing My Hips Don't Lie by Shakira. "Be quiet Amy, this is harder that it looks. Let me try again. Oh, my hips don't lie, lalalala," sang Raphael. He had to admit that he wasn't doing a very good job, but hey, he was trying. This was even harder that defeating Siegfried and that was saying something since the sunlight kept reflecting off his stupid shiny crystal armor and Raphael kept getting blinded by the random flashes of light. And that stupid long hair kept whipping him in the face whenever he got close so in the end, Raphael swung his Flambert and chop off a bunch of the blondie's hair. The memory of Siegfried crying like a girl to brought a smile to his face.

"Ahhh! Give me the sword, I'll do it myself dad. I think you've killed my sense of hearing by eighty percent!" Grabbing the sword out of her father's hand, (she's stronger that she looks) Amy began repeating the steps in the book. Unlike her father, Amy had a great voice and she sang the song perfectly and gave her father a triumphant grin.

"Hey! I paid for those singing lessons," Raphael protested. He had to give up shopping for a month to pay for them too. Ahh, it was a long month indeed. He had to turn down Ivy's and Taki's shopping trips twice. Cassandra and her sister felt sorry for him so they bought him ice cream. French vanilla of course. Talim offered to buy him something on her shopping trip with Xianghua and Seong Mina but she ended up buying a really weird outfit. She said he could wear it for Halloween and be Batman. He knew that she meant well but he burned the outfit as soon as he found a match.

Amy closed her eyes and began imagining their new world. "This is going to be awesome!" Amy thought to herself. A blue aura started to surround her and Soul Calibur emitted a radiant neon color that blinded Voldo standing outside a mile away. The fact that Voldo got blinded (isn't he already blind?) meant that Raphael lost his sight for the rest of the ritual. When The Lord of the Night finally blinked away the neon blue color, he gasped. "YOU MADE DISNEYWORLD!?"

Smiling at her father, Amy corrected him. "Nope, I now call it… CALIBUR WORLD!"

Darkwings13: I wanted to take a little break from my other Soul Calibur story, so I decided to write a humorous one about Raphael's and Amy new world. I don't think this is what Raphael had in mind for his new world but he'll just have to bear it for now. The next chapter will have many of the calibur crew in it so please wait patiently for me to type it up. I'm not really sure if I have a sense of humor so if it's not funny then feel free to tell me.