The User's Guide And Manual For
Chewbacca
Copyright Feared & Loyal Co.
CONGRATULATIONS!
You are now the proud owner of a CHEWBACCA Unit! In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your hit and get the money bounty hunter, we advise you to follow the instructions below
Technical Specifications
Name: Chewbacca
Type : Kashyyyk male
Resident of : Tatooine, Mos Eisley
Height : 2.28 meters
Weight : 112 kilograms
Manufacturers : Big Teddy Bears .sa
Accessories
1 Crossbow
1 Utility Belt
1 Ammunition Belt
Operating Instructions
Your CHEWBACCA unit has been programmed to an excellent pilot, co-pilot and fighter. But it isn't very patient so don't win any games to it.
Pilot
Trained in the Academy of Carida as TIE-fighter pilots, and saved by HAN SOLO units, CHEWBACCA units have become excellent pilots, who later served as smuggler pilots. Now your CHEWBACCA unit will only obey to you and you alone.
Note : To put your CHEWBACCA unit into the pilot mode, order it to sit to the pilot seat.
Co-pilot
Just add a co to your unit's pilot mode and place it on the co-pilot seat.
Fighter
So you are in trouble and bullies threaten that will get off their car to punch you just because you honked your horn at them ? Worry no longer as your CHEWBACCA unit is programmed to respect you and fight for you due to the LIFE-DEBT TM chip, which is pre-installed; all you have to do is ask your CHEWBACCA unit to attack.
Note : For fiercer attack press the GAME-DEFEAT button on it's back and it will rip the arms out of your enemy's sockets.
Cleaning
Your CHEWBACCA unit is equipped with a hard drive, thus it will record and repeat all the actions you do on will. So all you have to do is wash it one time and make sure that your CHEWBACCA unit is watching.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q : Why did my CHEWBACCA unit ripped off the arms of my robot ?
A : Because it hates robots (SEE C-3PO unit)
Q : Why did my CHEWBACCA unit ripped off the arms of (NAME OF HUMAN OR NON-ROBOT UNIT HERE) ?
A : Because you must have either pressed the GAME-DEFEAT button or actually defeated your CHEWBACCA unit
Note : All CHEWBACCA units hate getting defeated over games.
Q : Why is my CHEWBACCA unit so violent ?
A : CHEWBACCA unit are allergic to alcohol. If you fed it alcohol the HOMICIDAL RAGE DUE TO ALLERGY program must have activated itself as it is very sensitive to alcohol.
Q : Why doesn't my CHEWBACCA unit doesn't love me ?
A : Because you took your CHEWBACCA unit to the barber. CHEWBACCA units hate getting their fur trimmed.
Q : Why is my CHEWBACCA unit ripping off the arms of my LUKE SKYWALKER unit ?
A : Your CHEWBACCA unit is defending a HAN SOLO unit over the love of a LEIA ORGANA unit.
Troubleshooting
My CHEWBACCA unit is short and hugs me all the time.
We are terribly sorry but we must have sent you a CAREBEAR unit. You may send your CAREBEAR unit back and we will gladly replace it with a CHEWBACCA unit.
My CHEWBACCA unit is short and attacks me with a slingshot.
We again are terribly sorry but we must have sent you an EWOK unit. You may send your EWOK unit back and we will gladly replace it with a CHEWBACCA unit.
My CHEWBACCA unit is wearing my clothes.
Awww, the love of your CHEWBACCA unit for it's owner (you) is unending !
My CHEWBACCA is scratching itself all the time.
Get a bottle of incects-B-gone TM and spray it all over your CHEWBACCA unit.
Final note
We at Feared & Loyal Co. are not responsible for any ruined clothes your CHEWBACCA unit caused. We hope you enjoy using your CHEWBACCA unit and that you treat it nicely so that it will live up to its full lifespan.