What's up folks. Here's the latest crazy idea that came out of my demented mind.

A remake of the Lord of the Rings with the casting from Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid and others.

Here's the superstar casting that blew my whole budget for the fic:

Goodies:

Cecil ( FF4) as Elendil

Kain (FF4) as Isildur

General Caraway ( FF8) as Elrond

Sora as Frodo

Riku as Sam

Tidus (KH model) as Pippin.

Wakka (KH model) as Merry.

Cid ( FF7) and Bilbo

Mickey as Gandalf

Leon/Squall as Aragorn

Rinoa as Arwen

Dumbo as Gwahnir

Vergil (DMC) as Boromir.

Donald as Gimli ( Allriiiiiggghhhht…)

Goofy as Legolas

Aerith as Galadrielle

Zack as Cerebron.

Cloud Strife as Eomer

Yuffie as Eowyn

Godo as Theoden

Sparda (DMC) as Denethor

Solid Snake as Damrod

Dante (DMC) as Faramir

Selphie, Lulu (small model), Kairi as hobbits

The Turks as the Citadel Guard

Badies

JENOVA as Sauron

Sephiroth as the Sorcerer King

Kadaj as a Nazghul

Yazoo as another Nazghul

Loz as another one.

Seifer as yet another Nazghul

Nelo Angelo ( not being Vergil here) as Nazghul number 6

Nightmare (Soul Calibur) as Naghul 7

Golbez (FF4) as Nazghul 8

And finally Arthas (Warcraft III) as the last Nazghul

Ansem/Xehanort as Saruman

Beowulf (DMC3) as the troll

The Phantom (DMC) as the Balrog

Gollum as himself. (couldn't think of anyone)

Other characters might come up as I go on with the Story .

All characters of the story belong to me. Yes I am the real person behind the names of Tetsuya Nomura, Hideo Kojima, Walt Disney, and so forth. What do you mean you don't believe me ?

Also I warn they might be some bad taste jokes, so people who get easily offended ( lets call them nuts) should avoid reading any further.

Come on! I dare ya ! Chicken cluck cluck cluck cluck ..