Meg Griffin, Karate Princess
It was 7:30, and Meg Griffin's alarm buzzed off. She hit it and rubbed the sleep from her eyes.
She ate breakfast, brushed her teeth, and got dressed. Unfortunately for her parents, she was wearing something other than her typical pink shirt and jeans-she was wearing a fashionable red sweater with detached sleeves and black jeans.
"Oh, sweetie, we can't have you wear that," said Lois.
"Why not?" asked Meg.
"Because it's not your typical clothing and we can't have you wearing anything other than that, now can we?"
"But…I like it!"
"Yet another reason why you can't wear it to school," said Lois. "We don't want you to be happy and enjoy life. It hurts us inside."
Meg could feel herself getting very, very angry and pissed.
"I am so sick of being a punching bag to all you pathetic jerkasses!" snapped Meg.
She stormed off to the bus. She was extremely angry, but listening to Tammy Swift calmed her down.
Meg met the two new kids at school, Emily and Julio. Emily was the school fashionista despite only being there for about a week. For example, with her twin brother's shirt, long skirt, and leather boots, she was Gyspy chic-but her style changed every day of the week.
"Hey, I'm Emily, what's your name?" she asked Meg. On top of being pretty, fashionable, and popular, she was very sweet.
"I can't believe a girl like you would notice me!" said Meg.
"Oh, so you thought because I was pretty and popular I would ignore-or even pick on-someone like you? Because pretty and popular girls pick on…less pretty and popular girls? Well, shame on you for perpetuating stereotypes!"
She introduced her to her cousin Julio.
"Julio, this is Meg. Meg, this is my cousin Julio."
"Hey, Julio," said Meg.
"Hey, Meg," said Julio.
"So, what do you do on Friday nights?" Julio asked Meg.
"Nothing much, maybe watching The Secret Life of the Backyard Kids for the, I don't know, hundredth time," said Meg.
Meg was watching the movie at her house.
"What a dream boat!" said Tony as Jorge walked on by.
"...What?" said Achmed.
"...Sorry, that was an inside thought," said Tony.
Meg giggled.
Meg went to talk with her new friend Julio on Facebook that evening.
"So, do you want to go to the Spring Dance with me?"
"Uh...okay. I'm not sure, but I'll think about it.
Meg was up until 9:30 on the computer, talking with Julio on Facebook. She lost track of the time.
She turned off her computer and let out a squeal of joy. Someone actually liked her!
The next day, Meg found out her homeroom teacher was leaving school for a while due to having to take care of his newborn twins and be a househusband.
The other students mocked him when they heard that.
"Dude, house work is for girls!" said Michael, a "jerk jock"-type guy.
"Oh, shut up," said the new teacher who came in. Her name was Laurie Garrison and she had purple hair with a flower in it, and dressed like a hippie.
The students all stared at her.
"Hello there, I'm your new teacher, Mrs. Garrison. And yes, my purple hair is natural. I'm….not an ordinary person."
Mrs. Garrison couldn't reveal her secret in public, but one student was sure to find out about it. That student was the one you'd least expect: Meg Griffin.
After class, Mrs. Garrison said "Meg, can I speak with you for a moment?"
Meg was nervous. She didn't remember doing anything wrong (except falling asleep in class) but one never knows…
"Yes, Mrs. Garrison?" said Meg.
"You're…not a normal teenage girl," she said.
"Because everyone hates me?"
"No, because…you're…the Karate Princess."
"That sounds like a stupid kids' show title trying to aim for girl power."
"Well, tough, that's the name that was chosen for you. Actually, you're part of a long line of superpowered girls with "Princess" in front of their names who were reincarnated every 75 years. The four other girls were named Warrior Princess, Princess Lady Madonna, Power Princess, and Princess Awesome. She was reincarnated…about 75 years before you were born in 1994."
"Holy crap! How do you know all about this?"
"Because I'm their immortal "mom." Believe it or not, I'm immortal, and I've been around for 700 years."
"Okay…"
"Anyways, your mom hated you because she was super-jealous. Not that one could blame her-you are the latest princess, after all. So she tried to, as the regular humans call it, abort you, but obviously, she was not successful."
"Wait. How can you be my mom if I came out of my real mom Lois'…you know?"
"Because…my first daughter is also my only one. She didn't inherit my immortality, but she was reincarnated every 75 years. Actually, she was supposed to be immortal, but she was killed by a jealous girl."
"Wow."
"Yes. What's more, you get lots of cool superpowers. Telekinesis, pyrokinesis, super strength, and peak martial arts skills."
"Wow."
"Wow is right."