This series will be a collection of one-shots that I hope you all will enjoy.
Chapter 1 - The Misadventures of Karma and Amy
"You're going to get those WiFi looking lines on your forehead if you keep frowning like that," Amy chuckled as she pelted her best friend with a handful of assorted jelly beans. After the first two hours after sitting on the floor at the Ashcroft's residence, Amy had grown tired watching Karma drift into full on lyricist mode and completely ignore her. After the next two, she decided to annoy her until she was given the proper attention all best friends and girlfriends need.
"I'm in a zone here. If only I could find a word to rhyme with orange," Karma joked as she nonchalantly picked a red jelly bean from her carpeted floor, inspected it carefully between her fingers to see if any dust had manage to stick itself on it before tossing it contently into her mouth.
"I can't believe I've let you kiss me with that filthy mouth of yours, Karms. You've clearly haven't heard of the five second rule, huh?" Amy teased as she plopped a few more of the chew treats into her mouth.
"I've heard of it. It's not eating anything that's fallen on the floor and had been laying there for more than five seconds, right?" Karma knew what it was, but she was setting up the bait for the point she was about to make.
"Right." Chuckling Amy tossed another handful at her girlfriend who opened her mouth with anticipation only after hearing them clank embarrassingly against the wall five feet behind her.
Shrugging off the failed attempt at catching horribly thrown candy thrown 'her way', Karma laid back onto her stomach and focused on the raunchy lyrics she had been working on the last four hours before reaching the point she wanted to make. "Funny how you have an opinion about me eating a jelly bean off my floor, yet you didn't mind that time I ate your pussy after you fell spread eagle on the floor." Karma started scribbling a scoreboard on one of the margins of her notebook. Karma: 1/Amy: -25
"I was only on the floor because you pushed me off the bed when your mom knocked on the door. It was only right for you to lick the dust and lint off after doing something like that. I could have fractured my vaginal bone, Karma. You just don't realize the severity of your actions. I could've been in a diaper cast right now because of you. Peeing into a bag because my girlfriend decided she'd rather push me roughly off the bed than let her mother walk in and throw celebratory rainbow colored confetti while her daughter chowed down." Amy bucked her hips out in an air humping motion while chopping either side of her pelvis with her hands.
"I swear to God, Amy if you say I chow down on you one more time," karma threatened as she stealthy grabbed a corner of the pillow she was propped on read to playfully strike at any given second. Knowing Amy, she wouldn't miss an opportunity to make fun of Karma's going down skills which meant a strike was a sure thing.
"Hey, it's not my fault you look like Winnie the Pooh when he finds a jar of honey." Amy scrunched herself down trying to transform herself into a smaller, chubbier version of her tall, slender self in hopes to act out her rendition of Winnie the Pooh. "Ooo hoo, I'm Karma and I enjoy rummaging through my girlfriend's pussy like I'm looking for a quarter."
Although Karma was laughing at the teasing Amy dished out, it didn't save Amy from being smacked roughly in the face with a pillow which surprisingly connected with a sickening crack and sent the humorous blonde colliding shoulder first into the cushioned floor.
"Oh shit, Amy! Are you alright?" KArma asked with the smile washing away quickly from her face.
"What the fuck, Karma," Amy yelled held onto her now bleeding nose while looking at a startled, wide-eyed Karma.
"Oh my God. I didn't mean to hit you that hard, Ames. I'm so sorry."
Amy angrily got to her feet and grabbed her leather jacket from the computer chair that served more as a coat rack than computer chair. "Maybe next time you could think to take your fucking journal out of the pillow case before you go swinging it around like Lizzie fucking Borden!" Amy yelled as she walked out of the room slamming Karma's door loudly behind her.
Karma sat there in shock looking between the pillow held tightly in her hand by one ear and the door. She peeled back the cloth from the pillowcase away from the pillow and dug her hand in retrieving the hardcover journal she had forgotten she'd stashed in there the night before in hopes of keeping Amy's curious eyes away from during their sleepover.
Riddled with guilt, Karma gazed around her room in a sense of embarrassment and shame before her eyes landed on Amy's clearly forgotten book-bag. Quickly getting to her feet, Karma grabbed the heavy book-bag and headed for the stairs happy to see that Amy was still in the process of leaving.
"Ames, you forgot your book-bag." Karma yelled out as she swung the bag forward, accidentally allowing it to slip from her grip.
Amy turned around just in time to see Karma flinging the book-bag in her direction, but sadly for her not fast enough to move out of the way of the twenty five pound bag accidentally sent careening at top speeds in her direction which was now in an apparent collision course with her chest .
With a loud bang, the bag connected with Amy's chest sending her tumbling backwards down the remaining ten steps of the Ashcrofts' staircase in a mixture of cartwheels and barrel rolls. Landing with a thud on the bottom of the landing, Amy looked questioningly up at Karma -who in return- covered her mouth nervously with both hands.
"Ames, I'm so sorry." Karma started, but she could clearly see that Amy had just reached her limit of bad karma for the day and was not going to stick around for yet another freak accident followed by a fit of I'm sorrys.
Amy crawled towards the handrails of the steps and pulled her injured body up onto two wobbly and unstable feet before slowly bending down to retrieve her book-bag. Without sparing Karma a glance, she limped over to the front door and tugged it open.
"I love you!" Karma yelled after her literally battered girlfriend only to earn a loud slam from her front door in return. "Call me"