I Think We Have A Problem…
Summery: wow…the power of too much cherry licorice! FEAR MY WRITING! MUWHAHAHA! Ok…anyway, what would happen if I got zapped into the world of Star Ocean 3? Mad chaos will ensue…you can guarantee that… just a short story
(A/N: OMG! I'VE HAD WAY TOO MUCH SUGAR! Lol………let's see what happens…I guess I don't expect reviews on this worthless piece of junk….but I just had fun writing it!)
Disclaimer: nope those days haven't come yet….
"WHEE!" a yell came from the sky as the cast of Star Ocean 3 were enjoying a nice break from their world saving days….what a pansy that Luther guy was wasn't he? Anyway…a figure fell from the sky landed 10 feet away from where the group was sitting…leaving a giant crater for some reason
"Uh…..ok…." Nel said, staring at the spot
"Whoa that was really random," Cliff said scratching the back of his head
"Tell me about it," said Fayt confuzzled (yes confuzzled!)
"…Shouldn't we go investigate?" another voice, a very purple skirted, long braided hair voice, asked –cough-Albel-cough-
"Investigate? Wow, those tutoring sessions are really paying off!" Nel exclaimed
"He's right though…we should figure out what…." But Maria's statement was cut off by a groan.
"Whoa…I feel like I got hit by a Semi truck..." A girl was rising out of the blackened hole
"More like falling and smacking the ground at Mach 10," Cliff chuckled
"That works too," The brown haired girl stood up and looked around at her surroundings
"Hello-Do-You-Speak-English?" Fayt said slowly and clearly
The girl looked surprised, "I should hope so; otherwise I've been reading the wrong language on instruction manuals,"
"She's got you there Fayt," Maria said
"…not that I read instruction manuals anyway," the girl said after a long silence
"So…who are you new maggot?" Albel asked
"Uh……." The girl stood there with a blank look on her face
"What's your name?" Roger said cheerfully
"Um…"
"…Don't you have a name?"
"What? Oh yeah! Me name is Staci!" The girl's blank look was replaced by a cheerful look
"Did you just forget what your name was?" Nel asked
"What?"
"Never mind" Nel sighed
"How'd you get here in the first place?" Cliff asked
Staci held up her hand for silence, "Hold that thought, I'm getting a signal," she pulled out her cell phone and placed a call…back to AD 2006….
"Staci! Where'd you go?" a voice was heard over the cell phone
"Hey Mariah!"
"Where are you?"
"…..good question…..but judging by the fact that this is the Star Ocean game…I'd say around……" she trailed off
"It's SD 772," Maria informed her
"Holy Shitters! That's like…crazy past my time!" she turned back to the cell phone, "and I still get reception of all things…."
"Maybe you shouldn't have jumped off the swing…." Mariah suggested from her point of time.
"Maybe YOU shouldn't have given me the PS2 to hold, while Star Ocean 3 was in the disk drive, WHILE it was still plugged in!"
"That wouldn't have done it…"
"Yeah, but I JUMPED into a swimming pool…and water and electricity DON'T mix and you know it!"
"Well it's a little too late for a science lesson don't you think?"
"Too true…well as long as I'm here might as well enjoy it. Talk to you later," and Staci hung up the phone
"I've just got one question," Nel started
"Ok shoot," Staci replied
"WHY were you jumping off the swing into a swimming pool?"
"…I like jumping off of swings…and the swimming pool was there," she shrugged
"Uh-huh, so why were you holding all that stuff?"
"…Because Mariah told me to,"
"And you listened to her?"
"Well I didn't think it'd send me HERE!"
Nel sweat dropped and left the conversation at that
"So…how do we get her back?" Maria asked
"She's so cute! Let her stay!" Roger suggested
"Peppita wouldn't like that…" Cliff warned
"She wouldn't find…." He turned and found a very ticked off Peppita standing behind him
"You two-timing little weasel/ skunk thing!" she shrieked and tore off running after the freaked Roger
"Well that makes it quieter around here," Albel sighed in contentment
"Didn't you love me faster than the devil, run me straight into the ground, drown in deep inside your water, drown in love and memories!" Staci sang, spinning around for no apparent reason.
"Pardon?" Fayt asked
"I love O.A.R!" She grinned
"…uh…."
"Just let it go Fayt," Cliff sighed
"Do you guys have any sugar?" Staci asked
"What?"
"Sugar! I like it! And I'm feeling a sugar high…." She laughed… almost manically…but not quite
"Uh…no?"
"Darn…OMG! I love you Albel!" She sprinted over to the shell-shocked purple skirt wearing warrior dude and stared at him
"….what?"
"I love you!" she grinned insanely as Albel backed away
"O.o" the entire group looked at Albel, then at Staci, and then burst out laughing
"Yeah…but I think you and Nel should get together!" She smiled innocently as both of the two blushed
"Ooooo! She's got ya there!" Cliff was rolling on the ground laughing
"Move along like I know you do! And even when your hope is gone move along move along just to make it through!" Staci had started singing again…
"Ok…who's that now?" Maria asked
"All American Rejects,"
"Cripes….all these old bands…."
"HEY! Old bands rock!" Staci exclaimed then thought for a moment, "Of course in my day these are new songs…go figure…but 80's music…man that stuff ROCKS!"
"Uh…KD 480's?" Fayt guessed
"…what? 1980's dude! Get it together!"
"Whoa….that's like…mega back…"
"Don't tell me you've never heard of Bon Jovi! Cripes this future is way bleak," Staci shook her head sadly
"Nope never heard of them," Cliff shrugged
Staci gaped at them, "what about Areosmith, Whitesnake, The Eagles, ANYONE?" she got a big round of confused shaking, "Then I won't even go back to the 50's and 60's…sheesh…musically challenged people," (A/N: Yeah…I have weird taste in music…everything from today…down to the 50's and 60's…except any rap…yuck)
"Ok then…." Maria looked at Staci in a weird way
"Please tell me you guys have duck tape," Staci said randomly, "If this future doesn't have duck tape…well all is lost,"
"Yes we have duck tape," Cliff assured her
"YAY! I like to move it move it!" she started dancing again
"Do you have the feeling something is 'off' about this girl?" Fayt asked Maria
"Fayt, she just dove into a dancing frenzy when Cliff said we had duck tape, YES something is off about her!" Maria exclaimed
Suddenly Staci decided to do some role-playing…Madagascar style
"Excuse me," She said in a Jamaican voice, "We Bozo's have da people of course!" she jumped around to another side,
"Yay! The Bozo's have the people!" she cheered and jumped yet again to another side,
"Oh thank goodness…where are they?" she said in a New Yorker voice (sorta) and then jumped back to her original position,
"They're up there," she pointed up into the sky, "Don't you love da people, not a very lively bunch though," she jumped to another position,
"Don't you have any LIVE people?" she said in the New Yorker accent, and then jumped yet again to her first position.
"Uh…Uh no, no only dead ones," and then she grinned at the dumbfounded Star Ocean crew
"Ooookkkkk that was just freaky," muttered Albel
"Shh, we're hiding, nobody make a sound, including me. SHH! Who is making dat noise! Oh dat'sh me again," Staci did a innocent smile
"You know I'm not going to say a word…." Nel crossed her arms
"Well we managed to fix a time warp back into your own time…it's been…interesting," Fayt finally said, pointing at the glowing pink and blue swirling vortex
"Yeah…we'll be seeing you…" Albel trailed off
"Bye people! It's been a blast!" Staci coughed and said in a very strange voice, "Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave," she laughed again as she stepped into the wormhole and was seen no more
"Why do I get the feeling that life will be sorta boring after that?" Cliff wondered aloud,
"Oh well…I suppose we can all just go and watch Peppita beat the snot out of Roger," Fayt shrugged. The rest of the group agreed and walked off to find the two wannabe lovebirds…what a happy happy ending….
(A/N: ok…this has to be one of the stupidest things ever written…but it was so fun to write…yes I do have a thing for mimicking lines off of Madagascar (da movie!) but I'm not the only one! My friend Mariah does too…yeah just an insane rambling…oh well TTFN!)