Mondo Drabble No.1
(It's a bit long for a drabble but I hardly think it counts for a story)
Disclaimer: Don't own. No sue.
I'm sorry I haven't updated in such a freakishly long time. It's no wonder I have no fans anymore. I still need to write more X-Men fics, more HP fics, maybe a new Artemis Fowl fic... I dunno. I feel like such a bad person for depriving you all of my uninspired crap for so long...
Like a lot of my fics, this one is based on a stupid conversation a friend and I had one day.
Donatello was in his lab, fiddling away with another one of his unnamed inventions. It was becoming increasingly difficult to ignore the sound of annoyance, which right now was Michelangelo and Mondo Gecko wrestling over the last pack of saltine crackers. Donnie was not sure why. Just then, he heard:
"DUDE! You just touched my wang!"
"No way, dude! That's your tail!"
Donnie looked up to see Mondo grasping his tail defensively and looking utterly violated. He felt an exasperated sigh coming on any minute now.
"Nuh-uh, dude! It's totally my wang! I just tuck it between my legs 'cuz it's so huge!"
"Duuuude! How do you walk?!"
Ah, there was the exasperated sigh Donnie was looking for. "Mikey," he said, "I think it's a joke."
"No, wait, I wanna figure this out..."
"Mikey. Mondo was joking."
"Yeah, dude. Actually, I was," Mondo was still in disbelief that the joke actually worked. Whenever he pulled it on anyone else he usually got slapped.
"Hang on, I'm confused..."
Moral of the story? It's funny cuz it has the word 'wang' in it.
Haha. Dude. I'm probably gonna get flamed for this. And yet, I fail to care.
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