"Kiss me," Fang whispered, leaning closer to the love of his life. A sharp sob rose in his throat when she refused to respond, but he tried again. "KISS ME, MY LOVE." Without waiting for the inevitable rejection, he leaned closer and kissed her full on her tiny lips. She was so soft against his skin, so furry. The kiss lasted a lifetime, and for the first time in his life Fang was complete. He had found his other half. Sure, his other half was barely bigger than his foot, but she was still so perfect.
Suddenly, Angel walked up, a horrified, shocked look on her face. "Fang! What are you doing!? Why are you kissing Celeste?!"
Max was right behind her, and she instantly burst into tears. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
Fang snarled and continued to press his face against the teddy bear. He bit into the stuffed flesh, revealing, well, fangs. He laughed manically as Max cried, thrilled that his brilliant plan was complete. Before he could savor his success, however, Iggy appeared.
"You're a vampire!" Iggy screamed, though he was blind and had no way of knowing this. "I thought you were just emo!"
"Vhy vould you tink dat?" Fang asked with a chortle. "I am COUNT VANG!"
"Erm.. your name is Fang." Angel pointed out.
But he didn't care and proceeded to become a cannibal instead of a vampire and devoured the Flock.