This is my first Durarara! fanfic, so I hope I do ok. w Please forgive me if I make people out of character! ~bows~ Now, if you don't know what Parental Control is, it's a show... A show where parents choose dates for their daughter/son's because they don't like their boyfriend/girlfriend.

Note: I read thatKadota's alter ago was a yankee/bad boy type... I think his A.E name was Tsuppari. ^ ^;

Now, there aren't a lot of A.E's so I might have to use some of the original characters.

Chapter One: Psyche

"Hello, I am Izaya and I'm a informent!" a raven haired man greeted. The man had a black long sleeved, v-neck shirt while his black fur trimmed coat hung over the black sofa. He opened his red eyes to look at the camera while smirking and leaning back on the coat. The camera then showed a blonde man wearing a bartender outfit smoking with blue glasses covering his eyes. "I'm Shizuo and I'm a bodyguard," he said casually as he blew out some smoke.

"We have a son named Psyche who is hyper and always happy," Izaya commented. Shizuo nodded and pushed up his glasses with his middle finger. "But, we have one problem..." Shizuo huffed. Suddenly, the scene changes to a brown haired man that had his hair combed back with a red shirt, black jacket, and black pants flipping off the camera, then it changed to the same man, but this time he was do graffiti. After doing a few more scenes of the man, it showed Shizuo with a displeased look. "His boyfriend pissed us- mostly me- off."

"This is Psyche," the narrator announced as a raven haired teen with a white coat that had pink fur trims ran in the snow while spinning. On his head was white and pink furry ear muffs that replaced his headphones. "He is dating Tsuppari," he added while the said man was leaning against the silver looking fridge while chugging a two litter pop, then burping afterwords. "The two have been dating for 3 months," his voice stated as Psyche and Tsuppari held hands near a window and watched the blizzard outside. Then, it cut off to Shizuo and Izaya sitting on a white bed that had light pink designs with Psyche, but had no audio while they spoke to the displeased looking teen. "But his parents think he's a good for nothing douche bag. So now, they are going to set him on two blind dates with guys they have each chosen. It's not only hard for Psyche, but Tsuppari has to sit with both his parents and watch the dates together."

Preview

"I think you'll have fun," one unknown date said as he walked Psyche into a building.

"This is so stupid," Tsuppari groaned as he folded his arms over his chest, "Psyche is going to pick me. After he does, we'll go into his room and-" he was cut off by the loud sound cracking sound. The camera panned over to Shizuo, who was holding half of the coffee table over his head with Izaya trying to calm him down.

Now it showed Psyche laying on his bed, his chin resting on a pillow as he spaced out. "By the end of the day, Psyche will have to choose one of the men. His boyfriend, Tsuppari, or one of the men his parents have selected for him."

-insert rock style sounding theme music-

Psyche came running through the snow and to the camera. Once getting to it, he bent over a bit to come face to 'face' with the object with a cute smile. "Hi! I'm Psyche and my boyfriend's name is Tsuppari. He's cute, strong, and a funny!"

"First of all," Shizuo started, "Tsuppari is not at all strong. No, I am not comparing him to my strength, but he's nothing but a poser."

Psyche watched in awe as Tsuppari picked up a small looking cinder block. Then, when Psyche looked away to watch some kids make a snowman, he dropped it and doubled over.

"Tsuppari is not an honest person. He always lies or breaks promises," Izaya huffed while crossing his arms.

"B-but I thought you sai-" the sniffling Psyche was cut off by the sound of Tsuppari's voice yelling over the phone, which made the raven haired boy flinch.

"Tsuppari is not at all nice," Izaya added, "not to mention he doesn't have manners."

There were a few scenes were Tsuppari burped, fart, and flipped off the camera before it showed him yelling at Psyche, who was looking down, with no audio.

"Now, we're not wanting someone who is 'perfect'," Shizuo said while his husband nodded. "We just want someone who is not Tsuppari and will treat Psyche right."

"Now it is time for the parents to meet to potential dates," the narrator said as men waited in a long long leading into a large building.

A blonde man came walking through the door and sat down on the opposite side of the room as Izaya and Shizuo. This man wore wearing a blue and white kimono, his long sleeves covered his crossed arms. "Hello, I'm Tsugaru."

"My name is Chikage," a brunette said as he walked in with bandages around his face.

"I'm Delic," a blonde smiled. He had a white suit with a pink undershirt and black tie. His white headphones on his head matched the one's that Psyche had.

And the names of boys and girls went on.

Izaya looked down at the paper he had in his hand. Shizuo's arm rested on the back of the couch behind Izaya. "Now... Our son likes to sing. If you were a song, what song would you be?"

"You by Kaito," Tsugaru responded.

"Ah... Sorry Sorry by Super Junior?" he said but he seemed unsure.

"I think it would be RingDingDong by SHINee," Delic replied.

Shizuo looked over to the paper and pulled the cigarette he had out of his mouth. "If you were to do a a duet with Psyche, what song would you do?"

"Magnet by any Vocaloids."

"I don't sing."

"Cendrillon by Kaito and Miku."

"What do you think is important in a relationship?" Shizuo asked.

Tsugaru was silent for a moment. His blue eyes stared at the floor, as if he was thinking. "Love."

"Honesty..."

"Being together."

"What body part do you find most attractive about a person and why?" Izaya asked, leaning against Shizuo.

"Eyes because they can show a person's emotion and feelings."

"Face because you can see how cute a person is."

"Body because you can hold someone. It can also be sexy~"

"If you were a winter activity, which one would you be?"

"Perhaps snow angel making..."

"Snowball fight."

"Sledding, because your son can-" he was cut off my Shizuo stomping his cigarette on the floor and picking up the table. Delic waved his hands. "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say your son can ride with me!"

"..." Shizuo stayed silent as he set the table down. Izaya snickered and stared at Shizuo while doing so. "Before you leave, what is one word that describes you?" Izaya asked.

"Friendly," he answered before getting up and bowing to them, "Thank you for having me."

Chikage stood up. "Friendly, I guess."

"Sexy," Delic said with a smirk and got out of his seat to leave.

When everyone left, Izaya and Shizuo leaned forward to look at the laptop on the table that showed the boys and girls that they had questioned. "I pick him," Izaya said as he picked a picture. Shizuo only nodded and pointed to his choice. "I think I like him..."

I'm sorry if I made people out of character! I read the Delic was more like a playboy, and Tsugaru was calm and stuff... I don't know anything about Chikage other then the fact he was in a biker gang. I just guessed on him. A Could you tell me more about Kida, Mikado, and Anri's alter egos (A.E)? I know their names, but I don't know what they are like. Also, if there are more A.E's, then tell me about them. I would like to know more about Tsukishima and Hachimenroppi as well. C: