SpongeBob - Gary gets a girlfriend.
Chapter 1: Patrick and his dumb ways.
Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob and I never will! Shoot!
"Ha, ha, ha!" Patrick laughed, "It tickles!" Patrick yelped. "Hmmm, Guessing Pat found a rock friend." SpongeBob said.
SpongeBob got his clothes on, fell down the stairs, ate breakfast, and then went to see what Patrick was doing. "Hey Pat! New rock friend?" SpongeBob asked. "Nope, a snail, Like Gary! It's a girl!" Patrick said. "Oh, really. Let's see if they will be friends..." SpongeBob suggested. "Oh GEARBEAR!" SpongeBob yelled. 1 hour later
Then Gary slid over. When he saw Pat's snail, His eyes shot with hearts.
"Um, Gearbear?" SpongeBob asked. All of a sudden Gary was a speed of light to Pat's snail. "SO what's you're snail's name Pat?" SpongeBob asked.
"Lucy." Patrick said. "Um, Gary? Please don't tell me you're humping Lucy?" SpongeBob twitched. Meow SpongeBob started to have a spazz out. SpongeBob took Gary. "Pat, We gotta go.." SpongeBob said.
"Ya I don't have to go..." Patrick said. "Bye Pat!" SpongeBob said. "Ok I gotta go!" Patrick said. "Freak Machine." SpongeBob said.
To be continued...