"You're such a pain in my ass," Ichigo glared at Rukia as they entered Karakura High's rival school.

Rukia glared at him, "We're here to support Tatsuki, so be nice."

"I can't wait to see what this volleyball is!" Rangiku squealed with excitement.

Uryu pushed his glasses to his nose, "It's just a bunch of girls hitting a ball over a net. There's nothing very exciting about it."

"If it's not that exciting, why did you come?" Renji raised his brow at Uryu. Chad glanced at him from the corners of his eyes.

"Simple, I'm here to support Orihime's best friend in her second favorite sport."

"You remembered!" Orihime's eyes shined with joy.

"It's hard to not know since Karate is all she ever does in her spare time. And after a kick in the stomach it's hard to forget." Uryu rubbed the spot where Tatsuki had kicked him a few weeks back.

Renji and Ichigo started snickering. Toshiro rolled his eyes.

"She's so sorry about that incident Uryu," Orihime said. "She didn't know it was you who was in that clown outfit."

"Yes, I know… but still she has a lot of power in those legs."

"Uryu got owned by a female!" Renji busted out in laughter as the group took their seats in the bleachers. Ichigo flung his bag off of his shoulder as he sat down.

"Hey, Renji?"

"What?" He looked at Rukia who had a devilish look in her eyes.

"Don't forget the time when we were in the Academy."

Renji scratched his head, "What time are you talking about?"

Rukia grinned, "The time I gave you a black eye, broken arm, and all those bruises for scaring the crap out of me when I was in the spring bathing."

Renji's face turned red.

Ichigo started laughing uncontrollably, "Ha ha ha! You got beat up by Rukia!"

Renji glared at Ichigo, "Oh yeah?! I'm not the only one to get beat up by her!"

"Oh shut up already!" Toshiro glared at Ichigo and Renji who were about to attack each other.

"Fine," Renji seemed unsatisfied. Ichigo crossed his arms and looked solemn.

"Ash are you sure you know where you're going?" Jalynn looked scared as they wandered the streets of Karakura Town.

"To be honest. No." Ashley just kept walking as Jalynn stopped and stared at her friend.

"What?! You mean we're lost in a foreign country in some town!" Jalynn started to panic.

"Oh calm down. Excuse me, sir?" Ashley stopped an older gentleman who was walking in the opposite direction they were headed.

He smiled and his wrinkles gathered all around his face, "Why hello."

"Hi, umm… Can you tell my friend and me where we can find the nearest restroom?" Ashley smiled at him.

The gentleman cocked his head and raised his right brow at the two young women in front of him. The female speaking to him had blonde hair with red highlights. It was cut just above her shoulders. She was tall, too. The other female had an extreme bob haircut that had layers. It had blue highlights. She was shorter than the other female, and looked like she was about ready to pee herself because she looked so uncomfortable. "In that building right there." He pointed at the school that was across the street.

Jalynn looked at the huge building as Ashley said her thank you to the man. "Ash, this doesn't look like the train station to me."

Ashley sweat dropped as she looked at the school with Jalynn. "Huh… I must have said the wrong thing. Ah well. Let's go see what's going on." She headed to the double doors.

"Wait! Isn't this a school?" Jalynn ran and caught up with her.

"I think so. But there are a lot of vehicles here and I hear cheering. So there must be some sort of game going on. Maybe it's basketball."

Jalynn groaned, "I hate being lost."

"At least it's with me and not that dude over there," she pointed at a black haired guy who grabbed some chicks butt. She slapped him as a silvery haired teen started yelling at him.

"Miroku! Can't you keep your hands to yourself?!" Inuyasha yelled.

Miroku grinned, "No. My dear Sango will always have me." He flattered his eye lashes at her.

"You are such a pervert!"

"Oh dear Sango," he went to grab her butt again. Inuyasha punched his gut.

"Quit it Miroku. We have to go inside now. You have to behave yourself! No grabbing anyone!" Inuyasha yelled at him vehemently.

Sango glared at the butt grabber, "If I even see you glance at a girl's butt, you're dead once the game is over."

Miroku sweat dropped. "Eh?"

"Now shut up. We have to go watch Kagome play." Inuyasha headed to the doors with Sango and Miroku on his trail.

He saw two girls staring at them.

Miroku glanced at Ashley's boobs. Sango hit his head. "Ow!"

"Keep your eyes to yourself," she threatened.

"It wasn't her butt though!"

"So?"

They went inside the school while the two girls stood at the doors.

Jalynn's eyes grew, "True." They entered the school when the doors shut behind the strangers. They found out there was a volleyball game going on. "Finally! Some American cultural diffusion!"

"…Are you okay?" Ashley stared at Jalynn as if she were infected with a contagious disease.

"Yes. Why?"

"Erm…No reason…"

The two friends entered the gym just before the game started. "Where are we going to sit?" Jalynn scanned the bleachers for some seats. "Hey, that perverted guy is here with that lady and silver haired dude." She pointed her eyes in their direction.

Ashley looked at where they were sitting and got an evil thought. She headed in their direction.

"Uh… where are you going?"

"Come on." She tugged Jalynn along as she got closer to the guy.

"Oh no… Ash. Don't!" Jalynn's face started to turn red as they got to the same level as the perverted guy.

"Excuse me, would you like some more cheese with your banana?" Ashley fluttered her eye lashes.

Renji stared at the blonde haired girl with red highlights who was some what in front of him. He turned to Ichigo, "Did she just ask what I think she asked?" Ichigo nodded as they both sweat dropped.

The girl with the funky haircut with blue highlights slapped her forehead, hard. Toshiro looked at her as she shook her head too. Then she said something in a strange language

Jalynn said in English, "Ash, you just asked him if he would like some more cheese with his banana."

Ashley sweat dropped as Jalynn said in Japanese, "Sorry sir, my friend meant to ask you, are these seats taken?"

"Oh. Umm. No. They're not taken." The guy sounded unsure of his own answer. Ashley sat down next to him as Jalynn sat next to the stairs. She took off her black and white checkered backpack that had an ice dragon patch on it and put it between her legs.

Toshiro cocked his head as the girl in front of him put her backpack between her legs, "I didn't know girls liked dragons."

Rangiku looked at her Captain as he made that remark, "Some are into those things. Other's, like me, prefer hearts and butterflies!" She smiled.

"Yes, I know." He tapped the girls shoulder.

Jalynn turned around and faced a spiky, white haired boy.

"I like your backpack. The dragon on it is a really neat touch," He smiled slightly.

Jalynn smiled, "Green!"

"Uh…" Toshiro sweat dropped.

Renji tried to hold back a laugh as he eaves dropped. He nudged Ichigo and he listened into the small conversation as well.

Ashley turned to her friend, "Jay, you just said green."

Jalynn's face went red, again, as she replied, "I did?"

Ashley nodded.

"Crap!" Jalynn said.

"So, you remember crap but not thanks?"

Jalynn pierced her lips together and narrowed her eyes at the factorial question.

Ichigo started to chuckle and Renji shook his head with a grin on his face. They couldn't believe what they were hearing.

"My friend meant thanks, by the way." The blond head stated to Toshiro. He nodded.

"Those two speak horrible Japanese," Renji muttered to himself,

Chad glanced at Renji, "That's because they aren't from Japan."

Renji looked at him, "How do you know?"

"They have an English accent, so they're pry from America."

Orihime looked at the two funky colored haired girls in front of Toshiro and Rangiku. They seemed like nice girls to her.

Jalynn sighed, "Tell me again why Leanna and Dirk aren't here?"

"Dirk isn't because he was sick the day before and the day we left. He didn't want to ruin the vacation by being ill the whole time. And Leanna isn't here because of her mom. You know how she is."

"Yeah, yeah…"

Miroku glanced at Sango who looked angry. He had a red hand print on his left cheek.

"Where the hell is Kagome?" Inuyasha looked angry too.

"Am I the only one out of us enjoying the day?"

Sango glared at him, "If you would've kept your hands to yourself and kept your eyes off of certain areas, I'd be happy."

"Sango, the day that happens would be the day he died," Inuyasha craned his neck. "There she is. Her coach is just putting her in the game."

"It's about time," Miroku remarked.

"Woo! Go Kagome!" Sango yelled.

Kagome looked around and saw her three friends and waved before she served the volleyball.

"Wow. I didn't know she could hit a ball so well…" Miroku said shocked.

"Perv."

"What?!" He looked at Sango, innocence all over his face.

Rangiku looked bored, "Volleyball isn't as exciting as I thought it would be."

"Oh quit your complaining. I'm not having the best time either, Rangiku." Toshiro looked bored.

"Hey! I know, how about we go shopping!"

Toshiro sweat dropped, "How about not."

Rangiku sighed.

"Oh come on, volleyball isn't that bad. I mean the girls are in skirts and they're hitting a ball…" Renji's eyes sparkled as he looked at the dozen females on the court.

"Renji, you are such a pervert," Rukia stuck her tongue out of her mouth as if she was puking.

"What can I say, I'm a guy who likes pretty girls."

"Go Tatsuki!" Orihime suddenly yelled, making Uryu jump.

"Wow… I didn't know you got this much into games."

Orihime blushed, "Only when Tatsuki is playing."

Uryu nodded.

"How much longer till the game is over? I'm getting bored," Ichigo complained.

"Oh shut up. It could be worse." Rukia glared at him.

"Hey Ash, do you know what the score is?"

Ashley looked at the score board, "Uh… No."

"My butt hurts from sitting. And my legs are cramping up. I think I'm going to go outside and stretch."

"Don't leave by yourself."

"Well, come with me then," Jalynn stood up and grabbed her bag.

Ashley got up and followed her down the stairs.

Miroku looked at the two girls get up and leave. The shorter girl was wearing black pants that made her butt look nice. Her shirt was also black and she had a super low cut, black and white stripped short sleeved jacket over it. The taller girl was wearing a pair of shorts that a little baggy on her. She had a low cut, skin hugging plaid noodle strap shirt on. Her boobs looked big in it.

"Ahem."

Miroku sweat dropped as he turned to Sango. "Uh… I umm…"

"Save it," she looked away from him and watched Kagome hit the ball over the net.

"Miroku, you need to get a life," Inuyasha said.

"I have a life, and Sango is the one in it."

"In your dreams buddy."

"Those three in front of us are so annoying," Ichigo glared at the back of their heads.

"Ichigo, be nice. They pry think you're annoying too," Uryu said as he pushed his glasses back up his nose.

"Oh shut up Quincy."

"SSR." Uryu shot back at him.

"Don't call me that! It makes me sound like I'm a Nazi."

"Will you two shut up?" Toshiro glared over at them.

Ashley stepped outside and felt a slight breeze. Jalynn ran into the door, and then pulled it open.

"Ow…" She rubbed her head.

"You're a dork."

Jalynn stretched a little bit and realized that there were three really huge black figures in the street. They had white masks on with pointy noses. "Those are some creepy decorations." She looked at the ground and saw a lady bug.

Ashley looked at them too. Her eyes grew as one looked down at them, "Uh… Jay?"

Jalynn looked at her, "Huh?"

"I don't think they're decorations…" her face was terrified.

Jalynn looked at the figure. It was looking at them, "Holy-"

Before she could finish her sentence Jalynn and Ashley were swallowed up by the menos grande.

"Tatsuki is really good at this game. She's been in the whole time," Rangiku watched as Tatsuki hit the ball and scored.

"Yeah, she's the top player!" Orihime smiled.

Toshiro squirmed.

"Are you okay Captain?"

"Yes… I just had a strange feeling come over me," he answered.

"Stupid Ichigo, always leaves me at home, but not this time. This time I was smart and hid in his bag. Now I can be with my dear Rukia." Kon quietly unzipped Ichigo's bag and popped his head out. He drowned out a scream by covering his mouth when he realized he was by some guys butt. As fast as he could, he got out of the bag and hid under Ichigo's legs, but made sure Ichigo didn't know he was there. Kon looked around and saw all the women. His eyes shined as he looked down at the court. There he saw a girl with long black hair and bangs. She had a nice rack. Kon smiled as he devised a plan.

"Kagome is very good." Sango watched her friend hit the ball. "I wonder if she'll teach me how to play."

"Hmm.. maybe she could teach all of us and when she's not in our area we could play when we're bored," Miroku grinned at the thought of seeing Sango in a skirt.

"What ever you're thinking, get it out of your mind, Miroku," Sango glared at him.

"What the hell!" Inuyasha felt something hit him as it went flying into the air.

Kon flew through the air in a superman pose as he fell right into Kagome's arms.

Kagome looked at the stuffed animal that she assumed was the volleyball at first. "What the?"

Kon blissfully stared at the big breasts as the whistle sounded from the sidelines to call a time out.

Kagome saw a shiny object that was inside the stuffed animal, "A jewel shard?"

Inuyasha glared down at the thing in Kagome's arms. "Alright that's it I have had enough of this game!" He leaped down the bleachers and pulled out Tetsussiga as Kon snuggled up to Kagome's breasts.

Kagome screamed "It's moving!" She threw the stuffed animal away from her as if it were a demon.

Ichigo and Renji looked towards the door where the two silly girls who couldn't speak Japanese went and then they heard the scream. They turned their attention toward the silver haired guy and the little creature on the floor in front of them.

Ichigo and Rukia yell "Kon!"

Renji giggled and snorted "Now we're getting some action."

Inuyasha stared down the animal "I'm going to cut you in half demon."

Kon watched his life flash before his eyes and sweat dropped thinking 'The price you pay for being close to beauty.' The sword clanged on the spot Kon was at as he ran away.

"Get back here you little pip squeak!" He sliced again chasing the stuffed animal all over the court.

Rukia glared at Kon "Do we even want to try saving him?"

Uryu shook his head, "Not in the least."

Rangiku blinked, "You know I don't think we can honestly leave something like Kon in the human world like this, even if he is s perv. What if the humans discover the pill?"

Toshiro nodded, "Your right we cannot let this be discovered. Ichigo go get Kon."

"ME!?" said Ichigo "Why do I have to do it?"

Toshiro glared at him, "Because you're the one who brought him here."

"I did not!" claimed Ichigo

Chad looked at Ichigo "Well someone is going to have to stop that guy from slaughtering him."

They all looked at the poor helpless Kon being chased by the maniac as he sliced through the net with his sword.

The ground started to shake and all of a sudden the soul reaper's phones started going crazy. "ICHIGO!" Rukia screamed. Screams were heard around the gym as other citizens started panicking from the sudden earth quake.

Toshiro looked at Rangiku "Ready?"

Rangiku nodded as they both escaped their gigai's and ended up in their Soul reaper forms. Renji, Rukia, and Ichigo imitated them.

Chad took their still forms over his shoulders and lugged them outside. Curious and fearful eyes were on all of the teens.

Inuyasha's little enemy had disappeared and he saw that Kagome had fallen onto the floor.

"Inuyasha," cried Miroku "I feel a demonic presence."

Sango and Miroku joined the other two on the floor and Sango helped Kagome up.

"We have to see what's going on," Kagome demanded.

"Right," Sango headed towards the doors, the others on her heels.

"Who the hell are they!?" Inuyasha watched as a woman with huge boobs, a orange haired guy, a red haired guy with tattoos, a short girl and a white haired boy run unnaturally fast past them.

Miroku shrugged his shoulders as they burst out the doors.

"Three menos grandes!?" Ichigo couldn't believe his eyes.

Rukia gasped at the sight of them, "How did we not feel their spiritual pressure?"

Ichigo was annoyed, "I don't know!"

"Well, I call that ugly one on the right!" Renji jumped to slice its head open when suddenly something hit him. "What the hell?!" He realized it was an oversized boomerang. He slammed into the ground

"Renji, stop sleeping around!" Ichigo was annoyed.

"Gah! I could go for a triple grande burrito right now." He got back up.

Orihime looked at Renji, "Uh… are you okay?"

Miroku examined the strange scene in front of him. There were three ugly, tall figures in the street. The teens that had passed them a few seconds back were trying to attack them for some odd reason. Sango was randomly throwing her boomerang at the red haired guy with tattoos. Inuyasha was running wildly at one of the tall ugly things. "Hmm.. this is very int-" He saw a small orange figure in the corner of his eye. "Inuyasha! I found the thing that attacked Kagome!"

Inuyasha stopped in his tracks and saw where Miroku was pointing to. It was over by a pile of bodies, "You demon!" He ran towards Kon.

"AH!" Kon screamed as he saw the crazy guy running at him. "Please have it be quick and painless!" He hid under Rukia's gigai's body and looked at the sky. "Eek!" What he saw was a huge mouth that engulfed him. Inuyasha stopped dead in his tracks and sweat dropped.

Toshiro saw that the menos grande on the left had suddenly swept down upon his and the other's gigai's, "Damn!"

Rangiku looked at to where her captain was looking, "Hey! Where'd our gigai's go?"

"Ichigo!" Orihime screamed as the same menos grande lunged at her.

"Orihime!" Uryu ran to her to try to get her out of the way. His hand was on her arm when suddenly everything was black.

"Uryu! Orihime!" Ichigo panicked.

"Inuyasha! It ate two people!" Kagome was scared at this point.

"Wait. What are they doing?" Toshiro realized that the menos grandes were encircling them. "It's a trap!"

Inuyasha looked at the short boy that was backed up against him, "You're very observant."

"Captain!" Rangiku screamed as the menos grande that ate Orihime and Uryu opened its mouth.

Everyone screamed as it closed them all in the clutches of its jaw.