MAD HOUSE!
Part one, morning Migraines
Arya awoke in her forest/bedroom thing. She climbed out of bed and stretched, yawning, then headed down the stairs, which had no rail because Eragon had broken it trying to slide down on it, to the kitchen.
Even from her room she had been able to hear the chaos of the inside, and as she stood in the doorway she could see it. Someone had set fire to the oven … and Murtaugh's pants. The lid of the blender was on and Eragon was busy trying to put out the fire with tissues. When one caught alight, which didn't take long, he would throw it over his head and get a new one. Needless to say, he was creating a large pile of burning tissues, causing the rest of the house to catch fire. Murtaugh was screaming like a girl and running backward and forward, trying to put out the fire on his pants.
Arya yawned.
She walked over to the blender and laced the lid on, then turned it off. She then grabbed a bucket and went to the sink and filled it with water, which she gave to Eragon as she walked towards Murtaugh.
Murtaugh screamed louder when he was picked up by Arya and rolled across the room like a bowling ball, putting out the fire. There was a loud hiss as Eragon realized what to do with the bucket of water, and all was quiet.
Arya yawned.
She told Murtaugh to clean up the mess from the blender, and Eragon to clean up the oven; she had no desire to find out why Eragon had turned the oven on to make breakfast.
The door bell rang.
"MEEEEEE" screamed Eragon, rushing for the door. He was caught by Arya and directed back to his room.
"Hello, I'm not early, am I?" said the oven repair man at the door. "This is the usual time I arrive."
"No," sighed Arya. "Come in."
As she watched him repair the oven, she stopped dead.
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"Why do I need an oven?"
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Why does Arya need an oven? She only eats vegetables, and you don't need to roast those!!!! Anyway, stick around for the next chapter of mad house! I might call it: Lunch Loonies, and the chapter after that Dinner D!# Heads.
By the way, this is not (cough) based on MY house!!!
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Like the name? It says AlinaAnila, the backwards forwards gal.